I would like to find someone who not only looks good in a pair of faded, tight fitting jeans and a cowboy hat, but someone who also has ridden a horse.
In a world gone soft, someone has to stay hard.
I'm a door to door salesperson selling NO SOLICITING signs.
You don't have to shove two fingers up my ass to know it hurts.
Why is it easier to catch a cold or std than a baseball?
Today is the tomorrow we talked about yesterday.
I'm going to get toilet paper made with the faces of all the guys I've met in life that sh*ton me, so I can return the favor.
I am a menace to society, moreover a puss-filled boil merely attatched to the ass of it
There is no method to my madness only madness to my method.
Without fail, every time I leave my house, it's like I've given up the right to left alone or treated with respect. You think my difference from you is an excuse to comment on me as if I were on display for you. You think I like the way I am? Like I want the excessant gawking of strangers. Do you think I want to be cute, cuddly and smart? I never fit in. Anything about me is really insignificant to you. I don't throw rocks in glass houses, why should you? Did I ever claim to be free of issues, baggage and drama? If you want to associate with me, don't be judgemental. Frankly, the world would be a better place if you just stopped breathing.
People who piss me off have found their heads being removed from their shoulders and goodies stuffed in their neck from my little sack of horrors. I peel their skin from their bones and deck my halls like it's Xmas.
First of all, I don't know why I even bother. People don't bother to reply to others anymore.
Sylvester Stallone is the sexiest man in the world, I still cry when I watch Rocky movies.
I visited the Fart Museum in Brownsville, TX, it really stinks.
I love to play games, Twister and Battleship are the best.
If you're looking for ass, I have a donkey out back.
I like sitting in the corner and blowing bubbles.
I like going so fast on the merry go round til I puke.
I like to fart in the tub.
I like building snowmen and cutting off their weiners.
I like picking my nose.
I like knuckledraggers and hunchbacks.
I like a man that makes everyday a living hell and leaves me debt.
It's not the dead we should fear, it's the living.
Seeking to fulfill a dynamic duo.
I raise hedgehogs for secret agent tactics.
The sound of a chainsaw turns me on.
I'm so outdoors my nickname is Mossy Oak.
I've been told I'm as easy as a nuclear war.
I attended a Special Olympics camp in Hawaii, Camp Wannahockaloogy, it was a real snort.
I once shook hands with Buttercup the clown, well it wasn't really his hand, but this a censored sight, so ..............
Yeah, so I'd like to tell you what type of man that I'm expecting to fall in love with me, but it doesn't work that way, I can tell you the types of men that I thought I had/have fallen in love with, but they must not have been right or I wouldn't still be single.
I could tell you more about me on a personal level, but why should I? Noone gives a sh*tabout me.


I'm so fed up with everyone around me, noone seems to care.
I'm so far gone and nothing's gonna change, I'll never be the same.
It's always do this do that, everything they want to
I don't wanna live that way.
Every chance they get, they're always pushing me away.
It's never enough no it's never enough
No matter what I say
It's never enough no it's never enough
I'll never be what you want me to be.
It's so messed up and noone ever listens.
Everyone's deranged.
I'm so ****ed up and never gonna change.
I lay it all to waste.
Their always say this say that.
Nothing that you want to.
I don't want to live that way.
Every chance they get they're always shoving me aside.
It's never enough no it's never enough.
No matter what I say.
It's never enough no it's never enough
I'll never be what you want me to be.
I'm done!
In the end we're all just chalk lines on the concrete.
Drawn only to be washes away.
For the time that I'm given I am what I am.
I'd rather hate you for everything that you are.
Than ever love you for something you're not.
I'd rather you hate me for everything I am.
Than have you love me for something that I can't.
I am very proud of my Polish heritage. I am a mixed variety of nationalities: Danish, Norwegian, Irish, German and POLISH. Who knows, there may more to add.