I am currently attending Purdue C.O.T. for Mechanical Engineering Technologies. Kind of like engineering, but for those whose I.Q. is not quite at the "genius" level. Still, the personality type is the same. If you've never met an engineer before, well, prepare to start feeling like some punk keeps running his mouth and insulting your intelligence with his ignorant and egomaniacal remarks. Because that's what us engineers will unwittingly do in every social situation. Zero social sensitivity. So, does that make us douchebags? Nah, we just don't get out much.

I hope you are at least laughing a little. My sense of humor is a little twisted. If it hurts anybody's feelings, it's not on purpose...except for when it is...

I am an aspiring artist of sorts. My above listed interests basically describe my free time. I may or may not lead you to believe I am adventurous. I like sailboating, but I'm not all hardcore competitive about it. I think many guys find the "not-uber-competitive" attitudes to be emasculating. Weird...

What's important in a relationship to me? Integrity, for one thing. You don't have to tell me all your deepest darkest secrets, but just don't lie because you're afraid of the truth, or because you're trying to be "nice" about it. It's easier to keep your stories straight when you don't lie, and I personally would rather have the truth kick me squarely in the face than to have it sneak up on me from behind. I'd say after integrity comes humility. I don't give a flying **** what kinda perfect overachiever you were in high school, and it's entirely unflattering to your image when you have to start comparing it to me. Seriously, whatever makes you feel better about yourself, it need not be at the expense of my sanity.

Well, for those of you who are still here, thanks for sitting through my presentation. We got coffee and doughnuts out in the lobby, if you have any questions I will be glad to answer them to the best of my knowledge. If you want to IM me, just PM me first. Peace.

Something that gives an opportunity to talk and converse, get to know each other, find common ground. You know, get past that awkward stage of "dead air...um...dead air."

Also, lets go ahead and rule out anything that might cause you to humiliate yourself in front of your date. Like trying to go bowling when you already know you can't keep the damn ball in your own lane, and pissing off the douchebag in the lane next to you so he can beat the sh8t out of you in front of your date.

Or trying to go to the beach only to get suckered into a sand volleyball game after she reassures you with "it's OK, I'm not that good at vollyball either," which you find out very shortly that what she meant by that was she only made if to state semi-finals on the girls varsity team in high school. Meanwhile, it does not take long to piss off the guys on your side of the sandvolleyballcourt because you're making them get their asses kicked by a bunch of girls in volleyball, and so in turn they make YOU get YOUR ass kicked in real life, ensuring your total humiliation in front of your date. Girl goes home with better-looking sandvolleyballplayerguyperson while you try to drown yourself.


Wow, I don't hear any laughs. Tough crowd tonight...