Open auditions for a new leading man. If you feel like you fit into one or more of the following roles, then audition for it.

Metro-sexual: Not bi-sexual, not gay, but pretty darn close. YOU like a neat and tidy house and don't mind keeping it clean. You are house broken. No one has go behind you to pick up your clothes. You have a good sense of fashion and design, but not over the top and you love to shop with me.

Carter Osterhouse:In case you don't watch HGTV, he is the sexy dark haired construction worker. You don't have to have the dark hair, but it would help if you really liked and knew how to build and create stuff.

Fun Guy: This guy has a great sense of humor and knows how to have SOBER fun. He enjoys dancing (ballroom a plus), amusement parks, music, hiking.

Jack LeLane: Not the 90 year old juicer guy, just someone who likes to stay fit, but not obsessed with himself in the mirror. Healthly eating and smoothies are great!

New Age: That is so cliche. There is nothing new about New Age. It has been around longer that most people realize. Holistic...Alternative...Spiritual, but not necessarily religious...open to new discoveries.

The picture you see in my profile was taken in April '09. Since then I have shed 30lbs. and many inches.

***I am not looking for FWB...a booty call...or one night stand. I don't care to babysit drunks or kiss ash trays.

We would meet in a public place. You wouldn't pick me up and I wouldn't pick you up. That way if either of us is not having a good time then the escape is quick. The date would start with a dance lesson. You can tell a lot about a person by the way they dance. If that goes well then we could go to a coffee shop and talk. Or we could just take a hike or go ice skating and get some hot chocolate.