Native "Ft. Lauderdale-ian"! Looking for a (at LEAST my height) straight, humorous, fun, outgoing guy. I love to laugh so hopefully you have a great sense of humor too! Just divorced 1/11/08, so I don't want to jump into anything serious anytime soon. I am extremely low-maintenance, independent, and can pick up and go almost anytime. I hate ANY kind of shopping. I have a 21-year-old daughter 3 useless birds. I love being near or on the water. If you're married, separated, into a new relationship but you're not "sure", are a borderline alkie or take ANY kind of illegal drugs (and for you stoners, yeah, that means weed), please keep looking...I have no tolerance for ya.

Talking over a few drinks to see if anything clicks. Come on, you'll know in 5....I love bowling, small sports bars, cheap restaurants, shooting pool, cookouts, being on the water/in the sun, or just cuddling on the couch and watching a movie. It's the company you're with and the fun you have that matters, not the amount of money you spend, the kind of car you drive, the fancy restaurants you eat at, or the expensive clothes or jewelry you wear. I am DEFINITELY not into material things. I have all that I need for now, and definitely do not need to depend on anyone. Everyone will remember the two dates on your tombstone -- it's what you do in between the dash that REALLY matters.