Would you enjoy sailing as my crewmate on a 41 ft. OutIslander, cruising in an Aston Martin ragtop? Could you adore and/or feel empathy for an ugly, boring, lazy, uncompassionate, duplicitous curmudgeon? Sound too good to be true. Sorry, you have the wrong dude. A Chinese eunuch called Cai Lun, with no youknowhats, but one heck of an imagination, invented paper. I am not that master either. Interested in a mutually pleasuareable meeting of the minds aimed toward celebrating various facets of life. Life should be enjoyed. Possessions often end up owning us. Pleasant memories are far preferable to constant efforts at conflict resolution. If you think I am a disgrace compared to all the wonderful males here, then go forth and enjoy their company.

Walking, talking, a meal, tripping the light fantastic, singing a duet, playing tennis or biking, playing in the kitchen with cookware, yada yada.
The forum is not as important as the ability to communicate with one another. On the plains of hesitation bleach the bones of countless thousands who on the dawn of victory paused to rest and, in resting, died.

You are so full of yourself, but you're so cool you probably deserve to be.