Jeez, I was always terrible at this in school-probably due to my creative bent. Not type A, but time's runnin' out-food, outdoor life, laughs("Jaws" is HILARIOUS), militant agnostic, political spectator(democracy is the greatest free show on earth!!), read, read, read and read some more. Did I mention I like to bicycle? My idea of romance is to find a woman who'd rob a bank and run away to live in Tierra del Fuego with me(hohoho). Sex? Hmmm, how's this for a metaphor-last male blue whale meets last female blue whale. Draw your own conclusions. In less than 100 words.
I lead a rather solitary life, since the herd hasn't much to offer, outside of laughs. I don't drink, smoke or use drugs. I am very responsible; being alone requires attention to all the details of residence, nutrition, transportation and the like, such that I actually get to KEEP my home, vehicle, health, etc..
My last wife left, allegedly because I wasn't putting the boots to her often enough. If this is your main concern, go stand on a street corner-I'm sure you'll find all you can handle.
If, on the other hand, you are looking for a good friend and companion, with peripherals, give me a holler.
Otherwise, fare thee well......

First date--talk. About a minute into it I'll know if you're the one.
PS.... If you smoke, you are ingesting a poison and thus disrespect your body. That cigarette is a flag, alerting predators to the fact that they too, have your permission to disrespect you. It also summons similarly wounded creatures to your side to drain you further of your life's energies, while they seek the comfort of the herd. It also means you are unlikely to be altogether concerned for others' welfare, if yours is of such little concern to you. This makes it easier for you to likewise disrespect others. Thus, if you are so willing to poison yourself, how could I be so stupid and lonely as to bring you into my life and do the same to me??? The same goes for tattoos and piercings--these are all signs of low or non-existent self-esteem and have no place in my life.

Female
Age between 36 and 52
Must not be looking for Intimate Encounter
Must not do drugs
Must not be married
Must not smoke