| | HI!
I'm a raging alcoholic.
When I was 6 my mother left our family and married a circus clown...needless to say the clown at my birthday parties was never really much fun.
I listen to techno...all the time.
I've been stalked twice and after the second time developed an obsession with peeping through windows and watching people go about their daily lives as I touch myself in the bushes outside.
I never really felt loved as a child and part of me feels like that is the main reason I make cuts in my skin in the shape of Disney characters, although I cant explain why it makes me feel better.
I dont shave my underarms, I ONLY eat red foods and I enjoy crashing funerals just so I can take pictures for my collection.
I'm pretty unique and very seductive to the right kind of man.
and just in case this hasn't struck a cord yet with you: I'm also very sarcastic. Please quit asking, YES, the profile is fake. I just dont want to have all my info out there for the world to see. I like the whole "get to know you process"...call me old fashioned. ;)
In all honesty, I kill time on the forums here. BUT, if you want to get to know me, say hi and we'll take it from there. I'm not looking for dates, just cool people to grab a beer with. While I'm open to meeting new friends and whatnot, rules apply: I run 2 successful businesses, have a stable life, I dont smoke, I'm drug and drama free and for the most part I'm pretty sane...(most of the time). :) Basically, I have my "s" together, so should you.
Thanks!
OH! AND ONE MORE THING: Please dont tell me how you read my profile, thought I was your dream girl then found out it was a fake. That's really dated and 99% of messages I get thats the opener...Its gotten old, people. :) |
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