Hey all...I hate writing these things but oh well, this site makes me do it.

First off...if you are easily offended...move along...

I am the type of person in that what you see is what you get. I dont sugar coat things, Im straight forward and not amused by drama, games, or stupidity. I am easily annoyed by those with no common sense or intelligence.

I am definitely a smartass and I like to crack jokes about almost anything. I like sports (Chicago Bears, Chicago Cubs, Manchester City, Chicago Blackhawks), reading, writing, watching movies...and so on. I love listening to music, mostly Oasis, The Beatles, The Killers and numerous other bands.

My favorite movies are: Boondock Saints, Dumb and Dumber, Back to the Future....there are many more.



My favorite activities include, of course, playing sports but I love watching English football in a pub on saturday or sunday morning. And, if you've never seen a grown man sing "Blue Moon" in celebration...come to the British Bulldog Pub and you'll hopefully see it when Manchester City scores.

I also like being outdoors, nothing is better than the mountains during the summer when it is too damn hot to be in Denver!!! Give me a fishing pole, a lake/river, and some quiet (if solo) or my friends....and Im a happy guy. When the weather is bad, I like to play games on my computer, write a lot, or simply read a book. Im not hard to keep entertained.

So if you'd like to know more about me or get in contact...feel free to message me anytime!!!

Essentially in a woman, I am looking for someone who is honest and reliable. Someone who is genuine and has a sense of humor. Women who are stuck up or materialistic are not people I have the stomach for. I want something real for once.

Whatever sounds fun or spontaneous. Comedy Clubs, Sports Events, walking in a park, hanging out in a pub and having a pint. Running around Denver and causing mayhem and destruction. Many options available.