First Id like to say .. that I tried to keep this "About me" as honestly "me" as I could .. I believe it will tell a lil about the person you would get to know if you choose to do so .. to me there is nothing worse than reading a profile .. enjoying it .. but then once you get to know the person a little you wind up asking youself WHERE THE HELL IS THAT PERSON THEY DESCRIBED

I like to be funny and laid back .. I DESPISE DRAMA

if your someone who presents a initial level of emotional security that welts in the presence of actual depth then go away or Ill will hack your profile and upload that grammar school photo of you that hate because your parents dressed you in the most crazy outfit

If your someone who says they want an honest and open man but when they actually meet one they take that BIG STEP BACK .. then go away or I will call the IRS and tell them you earned 20K more than you stated you earned due to tips made in your private escort service

If your someone who desires that romantic man who isn't afraid to show affection .. if your someone who screams WHERE ARE THE REAL MEN but seem to always date the****who cheats or treats them like a piece of meat .. then go away or I will replace all your underwear with granie panties sprinkled with itching powder

HOWEVER If your looking for a man .. who is a man .. who isn't afraid to NOT act macho 24/7 .. who enjoys The Notebook and Sleepless in Seattle as much as he likes Rambo and Ironman .. A man who will send you a random txt saying hey how are you I miss you just wanted to say I was thinking about you .. A man who will be strong when he needs to but wont walk around like he needs to prove it to ANYONE .. Then by all means .. Message me .. talk to me .. throw a soda can at my head and get my attention .. cause Lord knows I been searching for someone who understands life and love is about the little things .. Vacations and gifts are nice but vacations end and presents lose their gleam over time .. what's left are the tiny little everyday things that make you feel wanted, needed, appreciated and cared about .. (and yes I wrote that) lol

oh and If we go on a date and have a great time I'm not going to wait to call you for three days .. I'm calling or txting your azz on the way home lol

I'm not shady so I wanted to stress STRESS my Bday is not correct on here and Ive tried to change it but the site says you can't after 2 weeks .. and Im a Libra not a Capricorn


ok In the honor of David Letterman here is the top ten reasons to go on a date with me
10 I bathe
9 I took my Drivers test in English
8 I can spell Antidisestablishmentarianism
7 I have no idea what Sea Wax is
6 I can make homemade Perogies
5 You cant braid my eye brows and I have two not just one
4 My boxers are all streak free
3 I don't take any antidepressants or mood enhancing drugs
2 I don't take longer than you to get ready
and the top 10 reason to go on a date with me
1 I flush AND put the seat down

I guess I should mention what I'm interested in .. I DO NOT enjoy dating a bunch of people .. its not wrong but its not me .. I am hoping to find one person I am interested in and go slowly and get to know them .. I believe in going slow as long as there is an interest and a direction .. if not I tend to lose interest and move on .. I guess I enjoy feeling that someone wants to talk to me and wants to get to know me

I try to eat healthy .. I work out as much as I can .. currently doing the P90X workout .. I'm not a muscle head and I do enjoy my pizza now and then but for the most part I try and watch my carb intake .. I am attracted to all types of females .. from thin to thick .. I will be honest i don't really find heavy girls attractive .. but there IS a difference between heavy and thick/curvy .. I like thick/curvy as well as thin/athletic .. I hope that doesn't make me sound shallow im just honest and I think everyone has their type so if you think its shallow your just not being honest with people and yourself .. Attraction is important in a relationship but its only a small part of whats needed for one to work and be special .. and dammit I deserve special lol

anything as long as you laugh .. talk and be openly honest .. someplace not loud where we can talk without screaming .. Ive found crazy off the wall doing things you dont normally do dates are fun because of what you are doing and not who your with .. id rather find out if i enjoy the person and then the crazy off the wall dates will mean even more