Just your regular oddball British guy living in South London. NO! Wait a tick I moved, now I live in Indianapolis, IN.

If it's weird I'm probably into it. Random useless facts fuel my brain (see- Mental Floss magazine) and music feeds my soul, I enjoy an eclectic range of genres, however as I grow older I find myself drawn toward things I would have previously dismissed (see - Country Music) although this can probably be blamed on bands such as Chevy Downs, who are deceptively addictive.

I enjoy many types of comedy, however Eddie Izzard is a genius and I have never seen anyone funnier than he. (see below for a taste)...


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So, yeah. There was a lot of that, and we built up empires - we stole countries! That's what you do, that's how you build an empire. We stole countries with the cunning use of flags! Yeah, just sail around the world and stick a flag in.

"I claim India for Britain!"

They go, "You can't claim us, we live here! 500 million of us!"

"Do you have a flag?"

"We don't need a bloody flag! It's our country, you **stards!"

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And Henry VIII, a big hairy king, went up to the Pope and said, "Mr. Pope! I'm gonna marry my first wife, then I'm gonna divorce her. Now, I know what you're gonna say, but stick with me. My story gets better. Second wife, I'm gonna kill her! Cut her head off. Ah, not expecting that, are we? Third wife gonna shoot her. Fourth wife, put her in a bag. Fifth wife, into outer space. Sixth wife, on a rotissamat. Seventh wife, made out of jam..." and the Pope is saying, "You crazy bugger! You can't do all this, what are you a Mormon? It's illegal. What have you been reading? The gospel according to St. **stard?"

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup, with a spoon!