I'm not going to try to church myself up. I like to stay in most of the time. I like to think of myself as fairly intelligent, confident, and funny. I recently quit my job (which probably wasn't a good idea), to try and start a business. I guess I have a decent amount of free time now (or at least a flexible schedule). It would be nice to meet some new people and share experiences and ideas.

So I have been on here for a little while. Its not like I can be choosy or anything, but I would love to share with you the things that bug me. If you find them funny we would probably get along nicely. If you take offense to it, feel free to message me and tell me what a horrible person I am.

1. First off, profiles that say nothing. It usually goes something like, "I like to stay in and watch movies, but I also clean up real nice and like to go out. I like music, food, friends, family." Ummm... This sounds like just about everyone I have ever met, except that guy that played world of warcraft.

2. Head shots that show tons of cleavage. Awesome you have huge breast! If you are showing this off to be one of your better qualities, then I can only imagine what else you have to offer.

3. People that say they don't like drama. This means to me, that you probably experience plenty of it. It also probably means you haven't figured out that you are mostly likely the cause of it.

4. Pictures with huge tattoos. I am just waiting for the day that tattoos become hugely unpopular. I know a lot of people like tattoos. Its just not my thing.

5. Camera phone bathroom pictures. Why? Why? Why? Can't you go do this in the living room? Or maybe ask a friend to take a real picture?

6. Sideways peace signs.

So anyways with that I probably insulted the majority of the people on here. Happy fishing!

Ok this is stupid, so I am going to give a stupid answer. Well first off, I have to contact you. I'll send you a message. It will be the perfect one-liner that will make you fall head over heels for me. Something like "Hey baby I like your smile" or "Girl you are fine." Little do you know that I have sent the same exact message to every other girl on here. I call it the shotgun technique. So when you check out my profile, you will see pictures of me dressed up really fancy and in front of a really nice car. I will fail to mention that all the fancy dressing has put me into tens of thousands of dollars of credit card debt and of course the car is a lease. It doesn't matter though because with luck you have chosen to fall madly in love with me instead of the other dozen guys trying the same thing. So now we get to go on a date. I will do all the cliché chivalrous things (open the car door for you, pull out your chair at the restaurant) while at the same time being an arrogant jerk laying on the sexual innuendos real thick. At the end of the night I will expect a kiss. But remember, if you give a mouse a cookie, he is going to want a glass of milk.