I don't feel like I'm forty. Thirty, maybe. But forty?

Let's see, the boring stuff... Vegas lifer, Italian/Irish, kinda nerdy,in a cool way. (Sure.)If I was interested in odd acronyms I'd be a BHM(Big Handsome Man), or more likely a SSBHM (Supersize Big Handsome Man), but I'm not, so I'm just, um, fluffy? Extra luxurious? Fat? None of those bother me. I yam what I yam and that's all what I yam. Popeye was a wise man. Or maybe it was just the spinach talking. Whichever.

When a friend and I were in our teens, we decided that it would be cool if life were like the better sitcoms, so we decided to try to always have something witty to say. This explains a great deal about what has happened since. My big influences as a kid were Dan Fielding of Night Court and David Addison from Moonlighting. Later, I discovered Robert B. Parker's Spenser novels, which taught me more what a man should act like. Still a smart mouth, though.

The women that I tend to be attracted to are what Hollywood calls way overweight and statistics call "normal". I find myself wanting to give most tv and movie stars a sandwich. I want to give most models an intervention. So if you have curves, even lots of them, write to me!

I've recently gotten into Irish music, but I like everything but rap. And 70's country. And Boy Bands.

For hobbies, I like to read, talk politics and religion and philosophy and football, complain about how much tv sucks anymore, and obsess over my Netflix queue. I also like wargames, tabletop rpgs and video games, but the chances of anyone A. reading this far, and B. not finding these things irredeemably dorky are approximately nil, so ignore the previous tortured sentence.

In closing, a good friend likes to say that everyone is someone's fetish. So if you're kinky enough to want a smart, funny fat guy, email me! Er, please.;)

p.s. I can't seem to take a good picture. This one is abysmal, but let's you know that I have two eyes and, um, dark hair. Will try to take better ones.

Something nice and light, coffee, lunch ,something like that, where we can talk.