| Hardfukindude The Catfish:
Exactly what it sez |
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| City |
Lakewood Illinois |
| Area |
United States |
| Ethnicity |
Caucasian |
| Sign |
Libra |
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Height | 5' 9" (175 cm)
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| I am Seeking a |
Woman
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Who is Looking
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Long Term |
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| Smoker? |
Occasionally |
| Do you drink? |
Socially |
| Marital Status |
Divorced |
| Profession |
Retired Giggalo |
| Smarts |
Associates degree |
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| Do you want children? |
Prefer Not To Say |
| Do you do drugs? |
Socially |
| Do you have children? |
All my kids are over 18 |
| Do you have a car? |
Yes |
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| | About Me |
| | It is what it is. Ran with the carney at 15, on my own since 81. Noone's gunna con this con, out-drink, or out-think me. I love how all of the married chicks look at me ridin my bike beside 'em. They look so pitiful that I can't help but to give 'em a wink an a 'lil tongue, and let 'em wonder what their lives coulda been like. That's right, I tailor my actions to fit my partners needs, and my greatest pleasure is showing a gurl what her body can do. Mr. Sex-Ed, that's me. Maker of womanhood, I'm the dude all other men wish they were. The French call me "Savage' Distingue'", or Distinguished Savage. I am the quintisential man, I can take a lady into the finest restaurant, then take her into a sleazy bar and have the whole place envy her. I am truely a man of many faces. Army vet, poet, mechanic, brainiac, welder, fulfiller of dreams. Do you have the courage to experience the excitement life can bestow upon those that live it by their own rules? Probably not, but for the right type of cool, pot-smokin' chick, well Darlin', I'm right here. I don't believe half the stuff posted here, the fat chicks say "I'm not a size 8". What they don't say is "I'm a size 18". Be honest, be yourself, and get real! And nobody gets stoned, right? Please spare me your lame lies. Yawn, need a challenging woman. |
| | First Date |
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Gotta wanna party. Let's go catch a buzz!! The first step is your's. Ever wonder what "Bliss" is? Darlin', I already know what it is and where it is. A devoted, cool woman is what is , and in Ur panties is where it is!!!
Ciao Babe, the world awaits.... |
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