| HFay The Octopus:
Keeping and Eye on you |
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| City |
Naples Florida |
| Area |
United States |
| Ethnicity |
Caucasian |
| Sign |
Aries |
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Height | 6' 3" (191 cm)
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| I am Seeking a |
Woman
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Who is Looking
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Friends |
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| Smoker? |
Occasionally |
| Do you drink? |
Socially |
| Marital Status |
Single |
| Profession |
Hich hiker / Stalker |
| Smarts |
Some college |
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| Do you want children? |
Undecided/Open |
| Do you do drugs? |
No |
| Do you have children? |
Yes |
| Do you have a car? |
Yes |
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Interests
| Outdoors and fun of all types and skipping | | |
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| | About Me |
| | Looking for friends you know I am a nice person. I know I have a silly profile. I love to laugh. Some people almost yell at me over it, some love it and many just move on.
Life should be fun. Dont be so serious. Worring about things is not going to help.
Fishing fun
Biking
I like to go to movies and sit on the beach
I like to walk and go shelling
I am Six three and I have blue eyes. I have a small business in Naples
I want to travel and just have fun doing it with a group or someone or I will do it along.
I need to meet more friends. I like doing all types of fun events. I like to smile. I do like to dress up. I like to skip and lay in the sun.
I like to have fun.
Sun watching mostly around mid day.
Hide and seek with our flip flops
I paint as a hobby
My goals are to go to every country in the world
What makes me unique is the fact that I can pat my head and rub my tummy at the same time and yes more to come...... while.....chewing gum. Yes please don't everyone email me all at once. I do not think the server at POF can handle it.
I can dance. I love to dance. I do not run but I love to walk. I will run if you are shooting at me. If you are doing that I will zig and zag when you think I should zag and zig. Just kidding. I will zag and then zig.
I can not jump rope very well. It looks fun.
I can swim and if a shark is close I can walk on water you know like Mosses or Mohammad or that other dude.
I like people that do not hurt me. No Kicking please. I like to stare at people till they get realllly uncomfortable. I am staring at you now. Hey do not look away. No just kidding. That is not me behind Elvis painting you have.
lolololololololol
My goal is to one day have a goal. This aspiration stuff....welllll that is what makes me unique. I like the taste of music in an ipod form.
Please stalkers do not contact me. Well ok only on Tuesdays. If your cute and do not have a knife, gun or some back belt crap Sundays are ok. No stalking on Sat. That is my knitting day and I will poke you with my kniters things. You DO NOT Want a headline in paper, Stalker goes to ER with knitting things injury. You will be on like all the talk shows and I will find the most deformed and dysfunctional family to stand with me on tv and say she came out of no where and attacked him. Then the whole world will go "what the hell was she thinking" look at his family.
I like people that type in all CAPS. Nothing says I am a internet person than typing in all caps. If you type in all caps do you think that they talk in all caps. I bet they are fun. PLEASE EMAIL ME IF YOU TYPE LIKE THIS. I WILL SHOW YOU HOW TO TURN IT OFF OR FIND YOU A TYPING PROGRAM. tHANK yOU.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOL
ALL CAPS LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
I am going to type in like a 3 point then like a 30 point.
I am going to save up and get one of those bad azz wall papers to show people how long I have been on here. lololololololol
It is cool and all. I do like it better than the plain gray and I think that we all should get one for free. Not you the one that read this far. No, You only get to read the next thing that would be the perfect date in the whole world. No you can have a wall paper to. You can have my points. 3094840332
But wait there's more. With all emails to me you get a free....yes... a free email back that will say did you mean to email this to me. Now for limited time offer you can have 3 emails for the cost of one. Yes...3...with in 3 emails you will know that I am crazy or just lazy or I am a computer generated program to mess with you. Do not look out the window. STOP NOW or I will tell santa.
Just kidding you can look. You live to far for me to ride my bike. I am to lazy to walk. I already know my neighbors and you are not one. If you are just walk over and talk to me. Please do not email me but email me first to see if I want you to come over. or call me and leave a really long voice message that I will not ever listen to.
If you are a stalker please follow me on twitter. I never check that. Never twiet.
I do have 4 or 5 squirls now that I feed and 3 robins and 4 blue birds. I have really only named one squirl I call him patches. He has lost some fur. I do have one that I do call bb for black balls. Did you know that squirls love coconut. I am miss spelling that some how. Need sleep. I am sleep typing. So if you ever get a email from me that make not since at all. I was sleep typing. Called IST. Very serious, 4 out of 3 people get fired from that after 7 beers and 5 shots of 151. I have not been fired for that but I have a long life to live. Maybe tomorrow. I will need a boss to type to first. I will fire myself. Hey you do have a car right.
I would put that I have a mussel body but then you can see my photo. That is a wig. I paid that kid to act like my child. Im really a midget.
ok New email and point I need to make on my profile...If you can write this and mean it..."I got arrested for completely obsessing and stalking him?" You can only contact me on the 31st of Feb. Yes when that day gets here you call me at 911.911.9111 Ask for Johnny Walker the say you know he lives around Crazy bend down buy the jelly fish bone pile. Then start singing "She will be coming around the mountian" Call from a pay phone or your home. DO NOT USE YOUR CELL PHONE
Thank you
Johnny Walker |
| | First Date |
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Steal a car and drive to cuba. Ok, it needs to be one of those car/boats and I think we should not go to cuba. We could have a jumprope night out. Up and down 5th. We could dress up like clowns and go to a scary movie. Go and feed the homeless would be cool. Dancing is good. I like to skip and jump. Get the best sunburn. Squirl tag. Play go fish. Take 2 electric carts in Walmart and have a race.
I have an idea for a date. We start at one end of 5th ave. We start walking and if we make it to 3rd st then we go to Tommys if not we turn around and go back. But we have to walk at least to Starbucks around 50 yards.
You can help me work on my spaceship. Please bring more foil and duck tape. If you want to go with me you will need a lawn or beach chair. Might want to bring some glass and we will make you a window. Do not forget a snack and you might want to bring a bottle of water. Make it heavy duty foil. Found it worked better after last attempt.
Sand counting
Marco polo
I know arm wrestling.
One footed dancing. Dress up like clowns and just walk around bank lobbies. lololol
You go in first. lololololo
Thats funny.
lame joke contest.
as you can see I am boring. I can understand how people do not email me back. lolololol
Just kidding. I like how people think that I do not know anything about life because I try and talk about fun and silly things. You do not need to email me and tell me about how perfect you are and how you know what you are doing and how wrong I am about everything. I also do not need to know that if I want to meet someone I should change my profile and I would get more dates.
Can you not see I am not looking for dates. I am looking for good friends. Friends with fun in their life. People that want to do things more than just sit and watch tv and wait to die. You can have that, I hope you find someone that wants to die with you in front of the tv. Have at it. I take life and I want it all. I want my cake and I will eat it also. What good is cake if you can not have any. I will give it all away if I want, if you want it you can have it. If you do not understand or if you are mad over what I said you need to take a good long look at life. It is for living and helping people. Love everyone like you would your own child or dog or cat what ever you put the most love on. One flower is not more pretty than another it is only different. Dance have fun and get off your I want I want I want I want.
Thank you very much. Please everyone sit down. You boiling please relaxe and it will be ok.
Profiles that have some photos that are like within a year and then they have 90% of someone you do not know because that are from 20 years ago. I like those.
Or I like the ones that are very edgy that say I am 30 and you can tell they are like 45. You know at some point you are going to meet someone and they |
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