Time for an update!

I've been taught to open any presentation with a hook, so here's a joke.
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A young man is at his doctors office for a physical and the doctor walks in.

Doctor: 'son, this is going to be tough to hear, but you're going to have to stop masturbating'

Patient:'WHAT?!?! For the love of god, why?!'

Doctor: 'Well... I'm trying to give you a physical'

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Zing! Now that I've got your attention, there's 2 lessons from the story above.
1) Dont masturbate in the doctors office (despite what porn might tell you)
2) Seriously, dont. That's just gross.

Though the joke does have some naughty bits, I should be clear that I'm not looking for the random hookup thing. If you're saying to yourself, "hey, me neither!", then read on!

I consider myself to be pretty down to earth, and really just looking for other people to enjoy life with. Openness and compassion are huge for me. You dont have to be a priest by any stretch (i'm probably a bit old for you if you are;)), but if your way of boosting yourself up is to cut others down then I'm probably not your guy.

I'm really into snowboarding, dig playing around with all sorts of music, hanging out in the grand outdoors and generally looking for what adventure I can find. Looking for friends (or maybe even that 'right' person) that wants to live life up with me. Whether it's sitting on the couch curled up with a movie, or venturing in the mountains, I believe we've got one shot at this sucker so might as well enjoy it to the fullest :)

I'm not into rushing things, just want to live the best life I can and hopefully get to know some cool people in the process!

I'd love to chat with anyone that feels the same. If you've read this whole deal, and you're wondering 'should I click that message button'? Just do it!

The perfect first date for me has less to do with the setting and more with the experiences. Whether it's sitting at the beach, walking downtown, sipping coffee or having a few drinks it doesnt much matter. It's about that feeling you get when you just realized you have no freaking clue how long you've been talking, or even how you got on the subject, but you know it's the start of something great!