I want to fall in love. I really really do. But genetics keep gettin in the way. My male genes won’t even let me read your whole profile unless your pictures are cute. Even then sometimes I can’t, unless you're witty and can actually form a grammatically correct sentence. My first thought usually isn’t ‘should I ask her out for coffee?' it’s ‘would I bend her over the kitchen sink?’

What gives? It’s not like I’m consciously trying to be that way. I guess it's just my little head taking over.

I mean I’m a very caring and romantic guy too, but it’s tough to find someone that makes me feel that way lately. Do I want to love, be loved and find someone to share life with? Of course. But love happens over time, so finding someone cool to hang with, laugh with, travel with, would be fun.

I’m a pretty complex person, so any answer here may not even do me justice. It definitely won’t get you to the soul of who I really am, since I stay fairly guarded til I know someone and feel trust.

I'm super sweet, sharp as a tack, funny as hell, love kids, and pretty down to earth. On the surface and at any given moment I can also be down-to-earth, goofy, witty, quirky, creative, fun, funny, in deep thought, sociable, shy, sarcastic, and just a bit off the norm. Digging deeper, you might find that I’m caring and kind and there’s a lot going on inside my head. I say we pull out our troops and let 'W' roam the streets of Baghdad alone. Oh, and bring your ‘A’ game if you wanna hang. Challenge me. Touch me. Make me use my skull.

Yeah, okay, maybe I’m too picky. Maybe I want perfection. For me though, I just think I want what I want. And that’s to be with someone I love, care, respect, and have this overwhelming, unexplained feeling for. Someone that touches my inner soul. Without that, what’s the point? 50/50, give and take, communication, hearts going pitter patter, being open minded; honesty, caring, trusting and a love that knows no ends.

I’d love to meet someone super smart, witty, fun, funny, down to earth, who’s unbelievably cute and constantly challenges my head and heart.

Okay, can someone please explain why women take pictures of their feet and post them on here? I swear if I see some toes with a flippin Xmas tree or other ridiculous artwork on them, I'm gonna heave.

I'm going to make this very very clear: If you cannot form a correct sentence or if you cannot make the effort to spell check or form some semblance of an original thought, do not contact me. You won't be able to keep up. Seriously. No, I'm serious!!!

If English wasn't your first language, you'll get a slight pass, but dang, if I was writing to someone I wanted to impress and she only spoke Vietnamese, I'd find someone that would spell check and edit my Vietnamese before I sent the letter off or I'd explain up front what a retard I was with the Viet language and try to improve. But hey, that's just me.

A little biting, hair pulling, spanking, fondling, kissing, touching, nibbling, G spot massaging... oh wait, did you say first date?

I guess I could say the same BS most people say... walking along the beach, having a romantic dinner, watching the sunset, blah blah blah... but in reality, I think I'd just rather meet for a quick cup of coffee or drink if I'm feelin bold. And only because I know most people look nothing like their pictures and can sometimes act completely different than they sound on the phone.

Okay, maybe I sound a bit jaded, but it only comes from experience, or the bad experiences. My fantasy is that I meet someone super cool, down to earth, witty, with a huge brain that can challenge me and make me laugh and sit up and talk all night, regardless of if it's at a fancy restaurant or a walk on the beach or some hole in the wall coffee shop... or even at your place if you're feelin bold...or mine if I don't think you're a stalker.