I'm just a more or less regular guy. I drink beer and eat meat. I listen to heavy music and am hoping to find the time, space, and cash to build a hot rod camaro and a crackerbox (vintage style wooden racing boat). Jeans and t-shirts are my normal thing, but I know how to dress correctly also.

I am interested in women that are intelligent, funny, sarcastic, and oh yeah, pretty. Man haters and women with crazy emotional baggage need not apply. I want a woman that may not necesarilly like to do the things that I do, but is cool with me doing them. I have done the bar scene, and as cool as it sounded in the How to Score Hot Babes Handbook, it just really wasn't my thing. I grew up in Jacksonville Beach, and other than my time in the Air Force and a few years in North Carolina when i got out, this has always been home. I finally moved home 4 years ago. I am really just looking for friends for the time being. I do want to date, but there is no timetable. I have never been married and my 15 month old daughter is no longer with us. Everyone has at least some emotional baggage. That is mine.

I'm 5'11" and about 210 pounds. As you can see in the pic, I have a shaved head, a goatee and glasses. when I had hair, it was brown with gray. I enjoy drinking socially, but never have smoked, or done any drugs.


Oh, about that profile title of mine... I once had a neighbor tell a cop that I was the vice president of the Hell's Angels, that I had killed somebody, and was hiding out in Ponte Vedra waiting for the heat to die down. Well, it was ok, cause a little 4 year old boy in the neighborhood told the cop that I was sweeter than a girl, and wouldn't hurt anyone. Gee, thanks, kid!

I promise I am no freak, jerk, or perv. I don't have any nasty pics to send you, and I don't want to talk about sex. I hope I have intrigued you enough to want to get to know me.

Thanks for reading,
Emory

I am very funny, and I love to laugh and make others laugh. Stand up comedy is just about my favorite entertainment. I am quite well known for doing goofy (ok, childish) stuff just to get a chuckle out of friends or strangers. When I am with someone, it doesn't really matter where I am, spending time at home or out doing things together. Both have their place in a relationship. I love riding bikes, skateboards (but I'm not too good), waterskiing, swimming, boating (see a trend here?), plain old walking, shopping (but I promise I'm straight), cooking, eating out, going to movies, building things...

Female
Live in United States
Live within 75 miles.
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Must not do drugs
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