Holy Yikes...........A Self-Appraisal..........Sweet.........I'll keep it clean....sorry for your luck...must be a huge let-down!!! And I'll keep it honest too because I expect the same from you!!! First and foremost...I do not have the personality of a fish but if I do it's an angelfish!!! Second and just as important....Thank You for stopping by! Okay let's get on with it already!!!!
ME huh? Okay...I'm what I am, and I'm what I'm not, and I'm sure happy with what I've got, I live and love and laugh a lot and that's all I need!!! Well, that and a good sexy guy I can adore!!!
Things I love in myself.....kindness to nature, having spirit, getting out of town whenever I can
, counting the seconds before that big orange ball (the sun) sinks into the water, making sand-castles, kissing and making up without needing to, learning what keeps me happy and content, trying to look at the bright side of every situation or encounter, having a sense of humor
, being honest with myself and others, having an open mind, loving family and friends
, relaxing with the moon, the rain, the sun and the clouds, having fun
, making laughter a common thing
, sharing happiness
, scattering flower seeds while walking in the woods, holding hands, being affectionate, being sexy
, using all of my senses and just believing that this awesome world is my playground and exploring it as much as possible!!!
Please keep in mind guys that the following is a computer generated list, it is intended to be humorous and nothing more.....If this list is not humorous in any way please scroll to the top of the page
and click on "MY MATCHES".....and hopefully my profile won't show up
Things I want in a man, BE AWARE AND UNDERSTAND THAT YOU SHOULD BE.....a good man who can be a
bad boy when required mmmmmmm =) , a friend, a lover, a companion, a brother, a father (if my 23 yr. old daughter decides to regress)
LOL!!!, a master, a chef
, an electrician, a carpenter, a plumber, a mechanic, a decorator, a designer, a stylist, a
sexologist, a
gynecologist, a psychologist, a
pest exterminator, a psychiatrist, a healer, a good listener, an organizer. YOU SHOULD ALSO BE.....clean, sympathetic, warm, attentive, gallant, sexy, intelligent, funny
, creative, tender, strong, understanding, tolerant, prudent, ambitious, capable, courageous, determined, true, dependable, passionate, compassionate, WITHOUT FORGETTING TO.....give me compliments regularly, be honest, faithful, loyal, trustworthy, earn as much money as possible, do not stress me out, do not look at other girls, AND AT THE SAME TIME YOU MUST ALSO.....give me lots of attention (but expect little for yourself), give me lots of time (especially for myself), give me lots of space (never worry about where I go), THIS PART IS REALLY IMPORTANT GUYS, NEVER FORGET.....Birthdays (mine is Feb. 22), anniversaries, or arrangements I have made. AND PLEASE, NEVER.....let the wolf darken my door!!! Ohhhhh, one last thing.....you should have a nice BUTT =)
If you should steal........
steal someone's heart........
If you should cheat.......
cheat death.......
If you should lie.....
lie in the arms of the one you love.....
If you should cry......
cry tears of joy!!!
The End!!!
Hope I didn't bore ya too bad. Again, Thanks for your time, (and consideration)? LOL
If ya
liked my profile please leave me a message with a pic (c'mon we all know attraction
is only gonna sweeten the pot). And if ya didn't like my profile ... hey that's cool too
Good luck in your search for happiness and enjoy the magic carpet ride
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In memory of my dad
Sept. 1929 - Nov. 1986
Though Lost To Sight, To Memory Dear
The greatest man ever involved in my life!!!
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, throwing darts, canoeing, flea market, just about anything outside, going to an amusement park, going for a bike ride (mine is in need of repair at the moment), a bon-fire, sledding and on and on and on!!!