These profiles are mostly a fine balance between saying too much and saying too little...or perhaps they are mostly BS...its hard to tell sometimes :) You be the judge:

The most important passion and interest of mine would have to be my Family....followed closely by the few people that I can truly call my Friends. The rest of it really doesn't matter all that much, because even the most mundane task can be entertaining or exciting if surrounded by the right people. With that said, my interests are very diverse and they seem to grow often. I love staying active, I try to stay fit and at times it can become somewhat of a passion for me...although I do have my ups and downs in that department. I love sports, music, humor, architecture, art, and anything that shows some ingenuity or creativity. I am highly educated and love to learn, but chose to work in a field that has nothing to do with my education and probably requires no formal education. I love college football and full contact sports...I train in mma and like to watch UFC sometimes, but I am not obsessed with it. I LOVE the water and outdoors (camping, hiking, biking, climbing, skiing, etc) and like to explore and get dirty, but I don't require that from someone I'm seeing...I am equally at home in a more civilized environment and sometimes prefer it. I love to go fast and challenge myself, but also like to sit at home, watch movies or let you win at scrabble.

I am very laid back and fun, but you wouldn't label me as the life of the party. I like to joke around a lot and I am often a huge smartass, but I can be serious if I need to be. I often laugh at inappropriate times and find random things very funny I like stupid jokes and dumb humor. If you are stiff, uptight, or take life too seriously....we probably won't get along.

I am very open minded and non-judgemental and find myself drawn to many different "types." I don't really date much and I am rather selective about who I choose to spend my time with. I think everyone is beautiful in their own way, but physical attraction is a must. Though my profile preferences say "woman" as my only criteria....you can rest assured that I am a bit more selective than that :) I'm just unwilling to eliminate someone that might be great...based on a silly filter. The real world doesn't have filters...I choose to weed out the bullsh*t on my own :) Speaking of filters...some of these profiles make me laugh. I'm surprised some of them don't say "must live within 75 miles" "must not have balls." "must not have an original thought." Oh yeah....."prefer not to say" doesn't really fool anyone...instead it makes us assume the worst!. My only real request from someone I meet on this site...be real, be forward, and don't be a flake. I have met a few too many flakes on here recently....and if you think it could possibly be you...it probably is :)

I find it safe to say that you will never meet anyone like me. I am straight forward and to the point..I will tell you the truth if you ask me (unless you ask me if your ass looks bad in that dress)....no way! It looks fabulous! I am not one to lie or cheat...I am too proud for that and sneaking around is too difficult to get away with anyways. I am far from perfect...have made many mistakes, but I am confident enough to think that my character is as good as anyone. I have said far too much...send me a message if you are interested.

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I am not real concerned with the details of a first date but preferably late at night...in the dark...with nobody around.

no..not really.