TOP TEN REASONS TO DATE ME
10. I'm house broken and promise not to have an accident on your carpet.
9. I haven't plundered a village in years. OK, months. Weeks?
8. When I go for a swim... Dolphins appear.
7. I'm available for cuddling-- but only on days with a ‘D’ or 'Y' in them.
6. I write love-letters garanteed to render your laptop a molten puddle of smouldering giga-bytes.
5. When I kiss you you’ll gasp experiencing a sudden and powerful sensation-- at which point I’ll apologize for stepping on you!
4. Aliens ask ME to probe THEM.
3. The Bogey-man is afraid of me as are spiders, snakes and spooky things that go bump in the night.
2. I will drag you into public fountains to dance.
AND, the number one reason to date me--
1. The void in your life is Tim shaped and so am I!

Serious Me:
There are many things I enjoy. Movies, both classic and contemporary at home or in theaters. I like to cook despite the limited number of dishes I can prepare. It’s a lot more fun when the recipe calls for a cooking partner. Dining-out is good too, as is a night on the town dancing. According to my friends and my daughters (all admittedly biased) I have a unique sense of humor and a quick wit. They say I’m kind and honest to a fault, a good listener and entertaining to be around. I'm a volunteer at an equine rescue facility, lotsa sun and ranch work. I enjoy dancing but I'm no Fred Astaire. I am inspired with a pretty girl in my arms tho. I wave at trees and I talk to cows. My pics may give the impression that I'm a biker but I'm not-- at least not in the tradional sense. I like to ride, but it's not my life.

Adorable lil' you:
You’re a cutie-pie, honest and fun. You're someone who enjoys trying new things and doesn't mind an early start for a day filled with adventure. You like to dance and love music. You'll tell me what the song is saying since I can't seem to pick the words out of the music. My best bud Gunner likes you and you won't get upset when he acts like a dog and sniffs you. Love me, love my dog or it'll never work. Children plead to have you babysit them. Old folks adore you because you're kind, caring, and interesting. You’re a big-time cuddler unafraid to be demostrative of your affection. Holding hands means as much to you as kissing. You'll want to spend a lot of time with me and you'll never lose that spine-tingling excitement of a new relationship. You enjoy getting dirty sometimes, and on occasion are driven to paint the town red-- maybe even two coats. Evenings in with board games, books or movies are a must for you. You're a treasure hunter at flea markets, malls, and festival stalls. You like to flirt with your man regardless of how long you've been together. You share in the responsibility for keeping your relationship fresh. You believe in love at first sight. You're as comfortable being sexy as you are being Suzy Homemaker. If you can cook you get extra credit, and if you can teach me that's even better! You can have a spirited debate without getting upset if we don't agree. You have a brain and know how to use it. You'll let me take care of you when you're not feeling well. From the instant we meet you will rock my little world.

If I haven't contacted you, don't hesitate to contact me!!!!!

First meeting:
Meeting someone for the 1st time should be a handshake sorta thing. A half-hour over coffee, tea, or an ice-cream at a public venue would work fine. If there's magic in the meeting, and you're a very good girl, there may even be a kiss in it for you!

First date:
Once we've met, a good first date would be one where we can talk and laugh. A night out for dinner and/or dancing is unimaginative but fun none the less. A nice meal in an establishment with a good band fits the bill. Maybe a motorcycle ride to Tahoe and lunch at Pope Beach? Further dates could be a day trip to San Francisco or a weekend on the coast, but I'm always open to suggestions. Got one?