I am a dynamic figure...who has been known to remodel train stations on my lunch break. Occassionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my godlike and sensuous trombone playing. I cook thirty minute brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco a veteran in love and an outlaw in Peru. I play classical symbols, was scouted by the Cardinals and I am the subject of numerous documentaries. I sleep once a week, have spoken with Elvis, and the laws of physics do not apply to me. Most of all I am the guy who can make you smile and laugh...I want a woman that I can share my total emotions with. Someone I am so compatible with that when we are out on the dance floor everyone else in the club says... "I wish I had a guy/girl that was 'into me' like that."

meet for a cold beer and see how it goes