Some say that he is the Attention Deficit Poster Boy, and that in some circles, he is known as the Lord of Distraction.

All we know is that, he is like Adam Savage from Mythbusters with a dash of Jeremy Clarkson's sensibility.

I'm the one who shows up at your house for dinner saying "OMG I bought food and we better eat it while it's still alive." I hate processed food. I'm like a raw vegan who eats whole foods; except that I think that vegetables are better off as decoration for my meat. I think butter is the best ingredient ever and add it to half my dishes. I like cutting herbs for fun and add rosemary to almost all my food.

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Recipe of the Week
Roasted Quail.
Take a bunch of quail, rub herb butter on them. Stuff them with herb butter. Roast for about 15mins at 350°F on a Cast Iron Pan. Turn up to 500°F for 5 mins if possible to brown the skin.
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I'm an Info-Junkie and can be found hanging out at the library absorbing vast amounts of information at amazing rates. If there was a cybernetic implant that gives me constant access to Google - I will be the first in line to get it.

I follow a strict moral code that has me asking every time I need to make an important decision: what would Monty Python do? If that doesn't help, then I ask: What would JC do? Not Jesus Christ - the other JC - Jeremy Clarkson.

As a result, I end up doing things like:
* drifting shopping carts at Costco
* making wildly exaggerated random ridiculous statements "$10,000 for a leather jacket? What is it made of? Baby skin?"
* saying really British things like "that's a right spot o' bother" or "oh cock!"
* breaking into spontaneous Monty Python skits "No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'!"

Photography is my life, so if you are a photographer or somehow involved in photography, do give me a shout. If you want to hire a photographer, totally drop me a note and we can work things out.

Dress like a Frisky Monkey