Hi I'm Lisa.

(amended because I don't know how to delete the account) I don't really use this site - I only seem to get complete mentalists messaging me! So now when I get an e-mail telling me I have a message - I log in and look and log out again. I think I'll trust in fate!! and I don't want to be rude and appreciate the comment but not really much you can say in reply to UR cool or gr8!!! etc.

My friend joined this site and has had good time meeting new people and I thought I'd give it a go too. Hopefully there are some interesting, lively people out there and not a load of potential serial killers!

If you're married / living with someone / got a girl friend - don't even bother reading on. I'm not interested in meeting someone who hasn't got the balls to get out of one relationship (whatever your sob story) before trying to begin another.

I say what I'm thinking and very rarely lie which isn't always a good thing. I speak before I think at times and can be hard work! Not exactly great news but no point being less than honest is there? I like to think I have some good points too though! lol. I like laughing, drinking, smoking, going to theatre and enjoying myself. I'm wayyyyyyyyyy too over analytical but I'm working on it (slowly). If you can cope with all of that then say hello.


LIKES : 1)My family and friends, 2)Drinking, 3)Smoking,4)Being sarcastic, 5)Reading 6)Writing, 7) Learning 8) Russell Brand, Spike Milligan, Harper Lee, Margaret Atwood 9) Cynicism 10) Sunshine, 11) Thunder and lightning 12) Shoes.13) Accents 14) Nail varnish

DISLIKES: 1)Bullshitters/liars 2) Bigots 3) whistling 4)Jelly 5) People who say smoking is bad for you (no shit!) 6)Barbara Windsor, Jim Davidson, The guy in Tesco express 7) Alarms (clock, fire,car, house) 8) Public transport 9) People who say babe/hun/mwah/ 10) snakes 11) People who say they're going to give it 110% - it's not possible so why say it? 12) Hugh Laurie with an American accent.13) American spellings.14)text lang 14)queues, queing, other people in queues.

"Never wait or hesitate, get in kid before it's too late cos you may never get another chance. Cos youth's a mask but it don't last, live it long and live it fast"

Reading that back - I sound a right misery ha ha - well I'm not!!!

On a first date I'd like to do something reasonably short so if we didn't hit it off we're not stuck there for hours losing the will to live! I like people with an opinion even if it's not one I agree with.

and what's with all this wanting to go for walks on the beach malarkey - I'm 5ft 3 - I wear heels all the time - I don't want to be legging it about with my feet at a 90 degree angle any more then is necessary!!!