WHEN ASKED WHAT I CAME TO DO IN THIS WORLD; I WILL ANSWER, "I CAME TO LIVE OUTLOUD!"

So here's me in the proverbial nutshell:
I'm a quick witted extroverted individual. I consider myself to be pretty intelligent even tho I'm really phuckin' goofy and silly alot of the time. I'm constantly throwin' out jokes and pokin' phun at life's little ironies and foibles. Yeah, I'm deep as a puddle. I do have my thought provoking profoundness, but I can also be a sarcastic smartass too. But it's all in good phun. I can laugh at myself just as fast as jokin' around with others, and why not? I got more dirt on me than anyone else... right? While I don't have to always been in the lime-light, I don't shy away from it either. I'm a laid-back easy-goin' kinda guy. I take life in stride and try to make the best of it.

I enjoy sittin' back on a restaurant patio with a cold beer and people watchin', hittin' up a happy hour, or just kickin' back with friends. Actually I'll go Homer on this one... I enjoy "Hanging with my family. Drinking with my friends. Making friends with my family, and hanging with my drinking." B)

Anywayz, I work in Sports Television and absolutely love it. I get to travel and check out different parts of the country. I'm not ALWAYS on the road but I tend to get around a bit. I kinda view life as you never know when the best day of your life will occur or who you might meet that day, so I try to keep my eyes open and a smile on my face.

While I'm not looking to get married in the next month or something, I AM looking for "The One." She would be easy going as well, and as comfortable as I am with going out with friends and raising Cain, as well as stayin' in and takin' in a movie. You know... catchin' a netflix and makin' bean dip and queso and spending time with each other. I could really stand NOT to have a bunch of drama come with the package. While everyone "says" they don't like drama, it's still flabbergasting to me how so many people carry drama with them. *shrugs*


If you're still interested thus far, then hit me up with a letter. I try to get back to everyone that writes me but on occasion, I just can't make it. While I've met some great people here before, I AM here to find mine. So after a few back-n-forths on email, I would prolly like to meet up to see where things progress.


Some randomness about me:
I'm infatuated with New York and have been 5 times since '05.
I expect to win the lottery but I never buy a ticket.
I'm full of useless trivia but I love knowing it none the less.
I used to hate chocolate but it's starting to grow on me.
I'm addicted to SweetTarts and constantly have a supply around.
I have a baby face which belies my true age.
I love random Hacky-Sack circles that I find.
I'm a Simpsons fanatic and can quote WAY too much of them.
I love it when someone catches my Simpson's references.
I love it when someone catches ANY of my references. B)
I HEART 80's movies and music.
I abhor Budweiser beer!
I LOVE learning about History and Science.
I will take the "hit" if it means people will laugh.
I have been nicknamed "Perfectly Inappropriate" before.
I laugh at my own jokes.
I wish I was younger but acted older. B)
I brake for witty people.
Ken Jennings is a personal hero of mine... well atleast for 15 minutes he was.
I've touched the Stanley Cup!
I dance when I think no one is watching me. Cept for in the shower. That's just silly.
I text more than I talk on the phone.
I know a 100 jokes. Most of 'em ARE decent.
I know a 1000 more jokes that ARE lame.
I hate it when people can't tell a joke but don't know it.
I love to cook but use too much garlic in everything.
I AM the karaoke king in my car.
I'm addicted to crossword puzzles.
My favorite colors are Forest Green and Royal Blue. (so much that I capitalize it)
I've met alot of celebrities but it's very rare that I get star struck. Depends on my mood and where the cameras are. B)
I've been to the Top of the Rock twice and it makes my soul beam a smile when I reflect on it.
I can do a few magic tricks.
Rome is on my bucket list (which I just now started with "Rome")

I guess it's kind of a date, but I view it more as just meeting and gettin' a little face time with each other. But for lack of a better word, I think the first dates that tend to work the best are those casual nights. Grabbin' a couple drinks from a local bar and havin' some good conversation. I like everything from hole-in-the-wall dive bars to carbon-copied restaurants. (Told ya I'm easy goin') Meet up, have some grins and giggles, and if things have a smooth roll to them and we click, goin' out again.