IF I CAN'T PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE, WELL YOUR FACELIFT IS TOO TIGHT
LIFE IS AN OCCASION... RISE TO IT...
STANDING IN THE WIND WITH YOUR ARMS OPEN OFTEN LEADS TO BUGS IN YOUR TEETH, SO EMBRACE THE ONE THAT COMES TO YOU SO THEY LAND IN HIS HAIR AND NOT YOUR TEETH!!!
I AM NEITHER A GLASS HALF EMPTY NOR A GLASS HALF FULL PERSON. I JUST DRINK WHATEVER THE HECK IS IN IT A LIVE LIFE KICKIN AND SCREAMING..... NO REGRETS EVER...
About me.. hmm lemme see.. I like romantic walks on the beach and pampering someone with affection. Romantic little getaways and rubbing your feet after a long day.. Wait a sec.. I'm not a D-bag. Herels the REAL DEAL like it or not!!!
Well Let's start this off with ..... I am who I am... And I am great... I don't care what others think about me cause I am only alive once and I will enjoy it. With that being said... I work my tail off to live the way I want to. My daughter loves me more than anything, and I love her the same. Love a good Adrenaline rush better than anything else.. I am energetic and funny... Anything else you wanna know just ask.. For now this is it, I am sure I will add more as the days go by..
To wrap myself up in a word... I AM McLovin!!!!
I AM NOW POSITIVE THAT 90% OF WOMEN HAVE NO CLUE WHAT A REAL MAN IS..
10 reasons to date me
1. I am funny
2. I am blatantly honest
3. I have a good job
4. I have my own vehicle
5. I am one of the best cuddlers you will ever know
6. I am somewhat intelligent and have great common sense
7. I can spell correctly
8. I know the difference between there and their, to and too
9. I am told I have a great personality and sense of humor
And lastly
10. I have all of my own original teeth and hair!!!
10 reasons not to date me
1. I work too damn much.
2. I just entered my 2nd year of college for a bachelor's in Accounting
3. I work too damn much.
4. I really suck with Microsoft 07 office programs.
5. I won't rub your feet, they are gross to me. But a back or shoulder rub is likely
6. I am blatantly honest.
7. I am usually getting stitches a few times a year
8. I tend to hit trees in 5th gear pinned
9. I cook experimentally and no one has died(yet)
And lastly
10. I have no filter between my brain and mouth---- Beware of this one
If there are still any questions...
Please feel free to email me directly or leave any suggestions with my complaint dept.
Wooooo Hoooo!!!!!
Ok... Here is a new list of 10..
Next 10 reasons to hate or date me.
1. I am tattoed and pierced. But you can't see them if I don't want you to
2. I am grumpy in the mornings without enough sleep(most mornings)
3. Yes I can fix your dishwasher, No I won't because it is not my job. (yet)
4. I own a guitar/ but cannot play a note and am tone deaf
5. I come equipped with all my own handcuffs, restraints and whips. LMFAO.. no seriously I do. HA!!
6. I love me some late night cartoons--- Yes it is true. Adult Swim Rocks
7. I am not a politician, therefore I am not politically correct(nor will I be)
8. I can hold an intelligent conversation, but mostly only with myself
9. I am 5'9 and a half so I rounded it up
And lastly
10. Ah hell... Who cares...
Ah.. Here is another small list to consider....
Top 5 of what the hell is he talking about list...
1. I am very kissable, huggable, squeezable, and snuggable----extremely...
2. I make up my own words that only I can spell.
3. Although I know the correct usage of their, there, they're, to, too and two.. For the life of me can not punctuate for crap.
4. Have recently decided to date only those who KNOW what they want for SURE. No exceptions. And will only date ONE person at a time!!!!
5. Wonders often if plain common sense has been inbred out of all you people or is the world just becoming this damn ignorant naturally??
Here are some interesting facts about me
1. I walk faster than electronic doors can open
2. before knee surgery I could run almost as fast as my dog
3. I dance like a true white boy... and I dislike country very much
4. I was in the military during Desert Storm and have 3 medals and various ribbons for it
5. I have been homeless as a teenager and still went to school and graduated on time
6. I cannot dance to save my life or yours, I look like I am having a SPAZTASTIC siezure when I try, yes even drunk. And I do not sing EVER out loud
Ok, now if this epic novel was not too much for you here is just a little more on a serious note.
I am a VERY physical person, so when dating or seeing me there will be LOTS of touching , hugging, kissing, pinching, poking, and tickling. This is how I am, if you don't like that then I am not for you for it is non-negotiable. I understand and know that everyone has lives that keep them busy to an extent but if you are too busy to put in the time it takes to build a relationship or always make plans with friends then I am not for you, I do want someone that has more than plenty free time to spend with me. I do require a substantial amount of time... I do go to school and work FULL time as well as have a daughter I see often. If I can make the time then anyone can.
Ok, after many hours of reading profiles considering all that has been stated, I have come to realize that 98% of women here want a Real, Honest, Loyal, and Sincere man. Come on, He is not that hard to find. The problem is that when he does stand up for you to see you pass right through him like he doesn't exist. Cause let me tell you this... The PERFECT MAN... He does not look like Adonis.. He is flawed in someway or another. So when a little less than perfect looking guy emails, try giving him a chance... You never know where life will lead you...
If for some reason in your profile you state that you are so beautiful, sexy, hot or anything along those lines then it is apparent you have no clue what humble is and are just as pretentious, superficial and materialistic as the rest of them and it is no wonder why you are single. True beauty is how someone else perceives you. And I have no use for you.
We all have had bad relationships, But DAMN leave it there with him. DO NOT bring his f**k ups with you to me and treat me or talk to me like I had done these things because I didn't. Just like I won't treat you or talk to you like you are my cheating ass ex. SO LEAVE IT AT THE CHECKOUT!!!
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