yada, yada, yada. Seriously? Don't you get tired of reading the same ole bull? I know i sure as hell do! ok ladies hang on!It's SHOWTIME ! I want someone different! FUN. Borderline crazy.Unusual and most of all very funny. If you take medication thats ok. If you chase cars, throw rocks, and braid your leg hair better yet! Or perhaps you won a belching contest when you were out with the girls during ladies night.If you can make a Mister bill doll out of play dough then eat it, hell yeah! Starting to get the picture here? How about when you go through a drive food fast food line. Can you act border line NUTS ? Or while dinning out would you put french fries in your nose to make the kids at the next table laugh? I read these profiles and i see the same old stuff! everyone walks on the beach. JUST where the hell is this beach? Its got be be somewhat crowded!kind of like walmart the day after thanksgiving. right? someone please send me the G.P.S numbers. How about hanging out on the boat on the weekend? Do you have what it takes to moon the tourists? On the site seeing boats ! Give them something to tell aunt MILLIE back home about the crazy asses down here in florida!

Age between 30 and 50, IF OVER 50 PLEASE HAVE LOTS OF CASH! OR AT LEAST KNOW HOW TO COOK. MICOWAVE ISN'T COOKING YOU KNOW !
Live in United States OR HAVE A VALID GREEN CARD. OR AT LEAST SPEAK ONE WORD OF ENGLISH FOR EXAMPLE> YES!
Live within 75 miles. AND HAVE YOUR OWN DAM CAR!AND NOT LIVE WITH YOUR MOMMY.INMATES CURRENTLY RESIDING AT LOCAL CORRECTIONAL CENTERS PLEAS CHECK THE NEXT PROFILE I HEAR HE LIKES YOU !
Must not have messaged users looking for intimate encounters or sex.UNLESS OF COURSE YOU WERE TRASHED ON CAPTAIN MORGAN!THEN OF COURSE YOU HAVE A VAILD REASON!
You must have a picture to contact this user.OR AT LEAST ONE OF YOUR BEST FRIEND.. OR SISTER!NO PICTURES OF YOUR MOTHER OR BROOKE SHEILDS PLEASE.
Must not be looking for Hang Out.. I HAVE ENOUGH NON BUYING BEER FRIENDS !THAT I CURRENTLY SUPPORT !
Must not be looking for Talk/E-mail. SERIOUSLY? DO WE REALLY HAVE TO TALK ?CAN'T YOU JUST ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM BORDER LINE CRAZY AND LIVE WITH THAT?
Must not be looking for Other Relationship WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? SERIOUSLY?
Must not be looking for Intimate Encounter. I HAD ONE OF THOSE ONCE ! WITH THE I.R.S ! I WAS HAD!
Must not be looking for Activity Partner NO I WON'T WASH YOUR CAR ! walk your dog or go to the store to buy your wine!
Must not do drugs UNLESS THEY KEEP YOU BALANCED !
Must not be married ! WELL AT LEAST NOT TO ANY OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS .

WOW YOU MADE IT THIS FAR !
ARE YOU LAUGHING???
GOOD FOR YOU !
Ok, I am sorry!
I just couldn't resist.
Its me ! my humor! it is what it is!
NOW SERIOUSLY:
MEETING NEW PEOPLE IS TOUGH. WHAT CAN YOU SAY ABOUT YOURSELF TO MAKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WRITE YOU? WELL BASICALLY WHAT IS WRITTEN ABOVE IS MY TRUE PERSONALITY. I LOVE TO JOKE AROUND AND LIVE A CARE FREE LIFE.
I have a JOB. ONE THAT IS SO DIRTY THAT MIKE ROWE WON'T WORK IT !FROM DIRTY JOBS ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL.
A car,ACTUALLY ITS A PICK UP TRUCK.AND ITS PAID FOR!
A boat ... AND IT'S A NICE ONE
and a house WHICH REALLY NEEDS CLEANING BECAUSE I AM NEVER THERE!
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So i don't need your stuff!
I eat with a fork!
I have my own couch.. if i want to be a couch patato.


Now you had your laughS !

NOW write me silly!
WHO I WOULD LIKE TO REALLY MEET:
Looking for someone who is comfortable hanging out in a pair of jeans. Who isn't afraid of life and doesn't worry about what people are saying or thinking. WHO, Doesn't have to spend 3 days 17 hours and 15 minutes making her self look wonderful before she goes out the door! no one is perfect accept that fact. I have!Someone who really has a passion for the water ,boating ,camping out ,collecting shells .Now, if you want a lot of laughs.... and some real adventure in your life e mail me. I love the beach and the ocean.I enjoy the florida beaches and love to have weekend cook outs with friends and family.
PLEASE I don't like games and I don't play games.my friends say i am funny but i just like to have a good time.I love spending my free time out on the boat diving and snorkeling. and camping out on the islands and having BBq's.if this sounds like things you like to do by all means e mail me if not well
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NO SMALL CHILDREN OR ANIMALS WERE USED OR INJURED IN THE WRITING OF THIS PROFILE. HOWEVER MY BUTT DID TAKE A CHEWING FROM A FEW OF MY LADY FRIENDS,ANY COPYRIGHTED MATERIAL DISPLAYED ON THIS PAGE SOMEONE STOLE FOR ME.IT WASN'T ME I WAS IN THE BAHAMAS IN CHURCH I SWEAR. I DON'T KNOW YOUR MOTHER ! NEVER DATED YOUR DAUGHTER OR SISTER ! BUT I HAVE **** SLAPPED YOUR BROTHER...

I would like to share the places and things i love.And share some of your wonderful places. Lets just meet and get to learn what we both like! So stay safe! and take care.I hope you find who, or what your looking for. Life is to short to go through it alone
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