Short and sweet, piss me off I'll kick ya in the shins and run away before you can do anything about it.

I really dislike writing these things. That said, I love to travel, I started kick boxing a few months ago and I love it.

Music tastes are 80's rock, metal, hardcore, synth pop and EBM.. I can watch just about any movie, Jaws and A Christmas Story are my favorite tho.

Pull out a harmonica and play blues songs when your date begins talking about themselves.

Sacrifice french fries to the great deity, Pomme.

Without asking, eat off your date's plate. Eat more from their plate than s/he does.

Drool.

Hold a debate. Take both sides.

At dinner, guard your plate with fork and steak knife, so as to give the impression that you'll stab anyone, including the waiter, who reaches for it.

Wipe your nose on your date's sleeve. Twice.

Make funny faces at other patrons, then sneer at their reactions.

Repeat every third third word you say say.

Twitch spastically. If asked about it, pretend you don't know what they are talking about.

Stand up every five minutes, circle your table with your arms outstretched, and make airplane sounds.

Ask for crayons to color the placemat. This works very well in fancier venues that use linen tablecloths.

Howl and whistle at women's legs, especially if you are female.

Recite your dating history. Improvise. Include pets.

Eat everything on your plate within 30 seconds of it being placed in front of you.

Excuse yourself to use the restroom. Go back to the head waiter/hostess and ask for another table in a different part of the restaurant.
Order another meal. When your date finally finds you, ask him/her "What in the hell took you so long in the restroom?!?"

Recite graphic limericks to the people at the table next to you.

Ask the people at the neighboring table for food from their plates.

Beg your date to tattoo your name on their derriere. Keep bringing the subject up.

Order for your date. Order something nasty.

Communicate in mime the entire evening.

Lick your plate. Offer to lick theirs.

Undress your date verbally.

Auction your date off for silverware.

Slide under the table. Take your plate with you.

Order a baked potato for a side dish. When the waiter brings your food, hide the potato, wait a few minutes, and ask the waiter for the potato you "never got". When the waiter returns with another potato for you, have the first one back up on the plate. Repeat later in the meal.

Take a break, and go into the restroom. When you return to the table, throw a spare pair of underwear on the back of one of the chairs. Insist that they just need airing out.

If they are paying, order the most expensive thing on the menu. Take one bite.

Order your food by colors and textures. Sculpt.

Insist that the waiter cuts your food into little pieces. In a simliar vein, insist that he take a bite of everything on the plate, to make sure no one poisoned it.

Accuse your date of espionage

When dinner is done and the question arises of whether to go someplace else,decline saying that you have had your fill of bad taste for the night