Canadian Born, Full Blooded Hungarian


Raised in Ct. Lived in N.Y, Ca., Oh. Tn, Tx. now in Fl.,

I'm into anything involving Computers / Laptops -- Hardware / Repairs / Upgrades, Routers, Networking

Amid renovations... very good at building / fixing things...


Air Force / SR-71 Ground crew back in the late 70's/early 80's

Conservative, for the most part...

If you don't stand behind our troops... by all means... stand in front of them!



Lots and lots more... as I update...


Hobbies - include minitures painting / detailing, Shooting pool, going out, day trips, watching TV/Movies snuggling... RV Camper Traveling

Goal - self employed at some point... with several businesses

Music - Rock, Blues, Jazz, Classical, Pink Floyd, Led Zep, ELP, Who, U2, Doors

Movies / TV - Scifi, comedies, action/adv., romantic, some drama

Boston Legal, Desp. Housewives, Dr. Who, Eureka, Sci-fi channel, good sit coms






The economy is so bad that:

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Jewish women are marrying for love.
Even people who had nothing to do with the Obama administration aren't paying their taxes.
If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
Obama met with three small businesses to discuss the Stimulus Package: GE, Pfizer, and Citigroup.
McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .
The most highly paid job now is jury duty.
Mr. Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
People in Africa are donating money to Americans.
Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, "Finish your plate, do you know how many kids are starving in the US?"
Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
The Mafia is laying off judges.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

And finally...
Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal.
Hey, neat! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $750 Billion disappear.

P.S. Due to the current financial crisis facing the nation at the moment, the light at the end of the tunnel will be switched off to save on electricity costs, until further notice.

Sincerely, God



Quotes to live by
'Forget health clinics and gyms. Sex is the best cure. One good night of sex and your problems are gone.' Grace Jones
'A word to the wise ain't necessary. It's the stupid ones that need the advice.' Bill Cosby
'The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.' Albert Einstein
'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.' Benjamin Franklin


BOY'S CONFESSION

'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'.

The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Palmer?'

'Yes, Father, it is.'

'And who was the girl you were with?'

'I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation'.

'Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Mason?'

'I cannot say.'

'Was it Teresa Rayder?'

'I'll never tell.'

'Was it Nina Jonesett?'

'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'

'Was it Karen Smithson?'

'My lips are sealed.'

'Was it Rosa Simon, then?'

'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'

The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that.. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.'

Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Johnny slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?'

'Four months vacation and five good leads.'





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The 2nd American Revolution

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeYscnFpEyA

I perfer quiet atmosphere to blaring music..... drinks, something to nibble on...

nothing too active, but a stroll is nice...