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Me at 45° counterclockwise.
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Do you want children? Undecided/Open Do you do drugs? Often (>3 times/week)
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About Me
Psst—My girl and I are looking for a friend. A freaky friend. ;-)
Okay, I could claim all kinds of wishful-thinking bullshit, trying to make myself look like the A-1 specimen of the human species. But what fun is that?
I'm just a dude. A dude with hair that might even be longer than yours. I'm fun and smart and all that boilerplate shit. At the moment, I write and edit math tests for a living, and I bet that makes me sound all kinds of boring, but I'm not. I play games all the time—card games, video games, board games, whatever. I live to play. And I especially like to play poker.
I dig smart chicks. I do not dig prudes, clingy types, and generally chicks who take things too seriously. Slow down. Relax.
In case you didn't notice yet, I kinda swear a little bit (even when the site tries to filter it out). I also talk a lot of shit, but in a fun, charming way. Or at least I think it is.
I totally found an awesome girlfriend on this site. Woo-hoo! The interwebs are the BEST!
First Date
Arranging to meet a practical stranger over the internet is a little weird for me. I'm down for just chatting online at first and seeing where it goes.
Mail Settings (To message Jimulacrum you MUST meet the following criteria.)
Age between 20 and 35
Live in United States
 | ****update.. I will stab any girl that tries to go on a date with this man.
That is all. ****
This guy is pretty neat. He cannot play Gears of War, but it's okay, because I beat everyone. Watch your wallet though.
Seriously, he's one of the coolest people I've ever met. You'll enjoy yourself. If you don't you can always smack him.
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Jimulacrum has 2 roses that can be sent.
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