I am a 53 y.o. country coot living near the N.E. Georgia mountains with my 16 y.o. son. I enjoy the outdoors, wood-working, hunting, hiking, and especially fishing. I'm just a country boy at heart and enjoy nothing better than a good ol' meal of pinto beans with my lady and then dragging out a #10 washtub on the back deck and making our own country-cuzzi....the bubbles shore do feel good on your back. Sometimes I like to enjoy a bottle of Boone's Farm wine while we soak- April or May is a good month for this wine I have discovered. So if you want a simple time with a simple man- here I am.
I've been fishin' in this pond for about 2 years now and thought it was about time to update my profile. Although I have had a few bites, I haven't been able to reel one in yet and I think it may be because my requirements for my ideal match are a little intimidating. Having said that, let me say that although I am still looking for that perfect woman, I am willing to bend on some issues....like a tiny seedling in a gentle breeze. So don't be intimidated ladies....no one's perfect. I know very few women can fill all my requirements, as I know that I cannot fill all of theirs.
Now my ideal match is much the same. She must have a sense of humor, be honest, have hairy knuckles, be able to open a coke bottle with her teeth, be able to bait her own hook, and if possible own a bassboat. She should be no taller than 3' and have a flat head so I'll have a place to set my beer. ( I had a woman email me about this requirement and told me that this was degrading to women- so let me clarify that I love women and I know how to treat a lady.....I always use a coaster.) I also love a woman who chews tobacco and can spit for distance and accuraccy. A lady asked me once if I liked oral sex and I do.....as long as we don't talk all night cause I have to get up really early in the mornings.

Maybe meet somewhere for coffee and talk a while. If we hit it off maybe later go to my place for dinner and a country-cuzzi.