Friday, December 18, 2009

What???

And Now for Something Completely Different...

So...I'm a really fun date. Charming, witty, funny PLUS I get better looking after YOU have had a few drinks!!!
Date: Someone to laugh with over a drink or two during happy hour. Stuff like that.
Eventually & Ultimately my goal is a loving, long term relationship with someone.

So...here we go. You may want to sit down for this!
Let me be honest from the start. I'm a born again virgin. Yes...it's legally true. After 7 years without sex I have EVERY RIGHT to make that claim. I've petitioned Congress! I AM SEPARATED, but not in the "I'm bored with my wife and I need to get laid by someone new" kind of separated. We WILL NOT be getting back together. No way No how...She's currently dating. I'd like to as well. The ideal goal would be a long term relationship. Hopefully my last.

I'm not looking for a mythical soulmate, I do not believe in "sparks". Maybe I've yet to really experience them, but to me they are just lust & hormones.

I am looking for a woman who will understand me as I will understand her. I will never accept how we as humans can fall in love with someone, then turn around and try to CHANGE them. It's lunacy, it's fvcked up, and I won't do it to you so please don't do it to me. Accept my adult side and have fun with my child-like view of this world's wonders.
I won't be everyone's cup of tea and I accept that. Maybe you prefer coffee instead, I don't know.

hmmmmm...What else? Oh yeah...I'm FAIRLY normal, but am quite quirky at times. I am what most of you would define as a geek or a dork, which ever is the sexier of the two! I love to cook, garden, and I can sew on my own buttons, wash my own clothes and use a vacuum cleaner. I go to the gym 4 - 5 times a week and am in good shape. You can bounce a quarter off of my butt.
But not until the second date. I enjoy different types of music such as classic rock, blues, and even some jazz and metal. I do not dance. I can sway, but other than that all of the rhythm in my family was lost decades ago.

I'm quite happy with a burger and a beer, oh and fries with gravy...Mmmmm, But I enjoy all foods. I have an interesting sense of humor and am downright hilarious if you're drunk! Oh, This IS IMPORTANT...and if you like "spam" it's a plus! Yes...I mean that meat-like substance. It's just so versatile!

Note:...and for down the road....I do not need that little blue pill.

Well...That's about it for now. If you don't like my profile we'll not click. This is me...sweet, charming, wity and horny as hell.
Please drop in and say "Hi" It's ok...Sometimes a hello is just a hello. What's the harm?

Oh yes, non-smokers please.

First date??? No idea. First meet? Maybe sit and chat over a beer.
Cause I'm telling you. If we meet it's because I honestly want to know you better.