i dont have any pictures of my wang, nor would i ask for one of your cooter.

somehow that makes me the odd man out on this site

i'm half asian and half.... well.... the other half is technically asian too

so lets say half yellow and half brown.... but then that's kinda racist.. and really, what does that make me? Khaki?

despite my varied ethnicity, i'm a born and bred toronto boy. so don't get all ethnic on me. i like poutine and tim horton's donuts.

i'm not one for picking a subculture to belong to and conforming to it.. but rest assured, whatever i decide to be interested in, it's cooler than the crap you like.

Musically, my interests are wide and varied... and much cooler than your interests.. if you've ever heard of Streetlight Manifesto, Roots Manuva, Dragon Ash, or Rip Slyme you may possibly be cool... if you've heard of more than one of them, you're definately cool... if you've heard of them all AND dig them... you are the most awesome creature in existence... i should know, i dig them all and i'm pretty awesome...

i love travelling... and no, that all inclusive spring break you went on where you boned countless american frat boys and a couple locals and somehow were still confused where that rash came from doesn't count as travelling... just because you've been on a plane and seen the ocean doesn't mean you've been anywhere worth mentioning..

i recently quit smoking.. it doesnt give me a sense of superiority.. it gives me a sense of everyone else's inferiority... pack a day for 20 years, and let me tell you, quitting was EASY.. everyone else is just a buncha pantywaists.. p.s., you smell like sh$%

i've recently taken a great interest in physical fitness... because i came to realize, i had absolutely no fitness whatsoever... so i exercise.. i have the physique of jar jar binks, but dammit i'm trying..

i don't take this website very seriously... i view it as a facebook for single people.. so don't message me if you have a personal agenda here, because you'll be completely unimpressed with the fact that i've got none..

p.s. its called a monchichi... what kinda sheltered childhoods did you people have?!?