Okay, let’s see. Well, I’m going to leave out the obvious such as; “I don’t like games”, “I live life to the fullest”, “I love to laugh”, “I like having fun”, “I love puppies” etc… I mean the same stuff that everyone puts on their profile that you’d have to be retarded not to agree. I’ll start with exactly who I am and what I like, no BS. I’m 28 with; some would say a dry sense of humor. I love sex and fart jokes. Standard sitcom-style fare makes me gag. I think inappropriateness is funny, but I do try to have tact in public most of the time. I love movies, especially zombie movies. “Shaun of the Dead”, an all time favorite! What more can you ask for? Sex and fart jokes, with zombies….wow! :). On a serious note though, health is a major aspect of my life. Yeah, I have my vices such as junk food and alcohol but who doesn’t? I’m looking for someone who likes to work out. The gym is cool, I make it a regular habit, but boring as hell. Someone who likes to get out and do healthy, but fun stuff like snowboarding, biking, hiking and that type of stuff is pretty much what I’m looking for. Of course, traveling is also very important. I want to travel the world. With my career it’s a little difficult and I’m sure it is for most of us. If I could find someone who is willing to take the extra time out of their busy schedule to do this with me, then I’m sold. I love my friends; I’ve worked hard to find real genuine people in my life that I can actually trust. These people are important to me. I’m not saying that they will always be first, but they will never be last. This is all for now.

I'm not ashamed of chivalry but I'm not old fashioned either. I actually like to open the door for a woman on a first date and maybe even a flower on the second. If I continue this then it probably means that I'm into you. If I don't do it, it doesn't mean that I'm not. I'm very sporatic, so it shouldn't be expected. My dating experiences tend to be different every time, and I think I like it this way.