Accepting applications to be my boyfriend

Requirements:
1. Well mannered
2. Educated (I am not saying you have to be a genius.)
3. Well groomed
4. Must have had experience being in love
5. Must live within a reasonable distance (45 min drive time is about the limit)
6. Must be willing to share the driving
7. Must like kids. I have three nephews and I tend to talk about them quite a bit.

A brief description of the job: Take me out on occasional nights. Also must be willing to spend a quiet evening at either my place or yours cuddling and watching a movie. There is a possibility that you may meet my friends. I do not expect flowers or gifts every time we go out. Maybe the random gifts just to say "I was thinking about you." It can be as little as a piece of Fannie May candy that I like. I like to talk to you almost every day. I know with a lot of people, we get busy. I am a very understanding person. As with any job, you may be terminated without notice. This job does not pay in money. You will get affection as payment. Applications will be taken until further notice.


Online dating is kinda like applying for a job. This is how I look at it. You create your resume, in this case your profile. You can either submit an application (write a person an email), you can be referred by a friend, or the person seeking someone to hire (in this case date or whatever the situation) can find you. You can go for an interview (date) and if things go well, you may get the job. Sometimes I don't know what is harder. Finding a job or finding a boyfriend. My luck lately, I was stood up by the same person twice. I meet the people with no job and still live with mom and dad and have no concept of what it is like to live on their own. You always hear horror stories of people meeting someone in person and they look nothing like their picture. That has happened to me!

What would I do for a first date? How coordinated are you? It is just like roller blading, but on ice. Or maybe we go rollerskating. Let's go out and do something fun. Something we have not done in years. Or maybe we do something competitive. The question is, will you let me win? Or will I just beat you? Let's find out!