Ok,
I know its a U2 song just like the lyrics, sentiments. Who am I, my name is David, not Dave - I would like to think I'm intelligent (point for discussion?) with an interllect that can think round corners, outside the box. I am of a creative nature love interior design (minimalist) art deco, clothes, look good in or out of them, music, lyrics, words (wide range) a good film, bit of driving, purr of a cat and a partridge in a pear tree. I communicate well,am sensitive, can be shy, at times wear heart on my sleeve, big on emotion - irony personal favourite. Whatever U have been through I can feel it, taste it therefore sharing empathy and understanding. A perfectionist by nature, by job I can fix anything in your home including U ( very good with hands). Love sex begins in the mind 50% mental 50% physical if U would like to encounter intimacy, not an intimate encounter, just the two of us (I'll adopt multiple personalities in the bedroom) try me any fantasy catered for?! Joking apart, am I ? I want the fairytale, the whole romantic nine yards, the holy grail, the thing that doesn't exist - SOULMATE! Compromise a bit depending on boob size. I'm a modern male with edge, slightly bohemian. So if U can offer ME eyes that know blindness, a river in a time of dryness and a harbour in the tempest run it by ME, try ME, even fly ME, message now! Thanks for listening all this rubbish,well R-U-ME?Big Kiss David X

About her!

I haven't met U yet, some nearlys, but nearlys don't count, dids do! Would love to meet an intelligent, sensitive, creative young lady perhaps an artist, interior designer but that doesn't have to be so, great if U have fire, passion (fashion) balance, poise, manners and tact. Love a nice voice coupled to a cutting dry sssarcastic sence of humour, adore interlect and depth - find it an aphrodisiac and finally a connection on all levels cool, making it hot, i.e. Heart, Mind, Body and Soul. i.e. To give your Heart, be of same Mind, share your Body, bear your Soul like I not a bad example, if this or any of, is U and U like conversation, coffee, (tea if U prefer) music & a smoke through the wee small hours - instigate, communicate with ME, ALL I WANT IS U!
X

DISLIKES
Must not like magnolia, dado rails and brass handles (like everyone else)must not make bad sandwiches (spoils lunch)
Please dont play games(wasn't bad at chess)

I would like our first meeting to be of flowers, glances, shared smiles, chit-chat, some laughs maybe over a coffee, a drink, perhaps sealed with a gentle kiss, its that SIMPLE, X

More rubbish from/about Shiny Pumpkin Head, thank you for viewing my embarrassingly phallic profile ladies, I do appreciate it. A message to all, opposed to one to each, in a non deliberate way seemed to avoided the net most of my life; never engaged, married, have no children, lived alone for many years, no girlfriend for longer than would care to admit. View and READ many profiles, don’t message many, if any-ish, as only looking for one (only contact one at any time). Would like to meet/date a lady around forty upwards, will message younger, but any friendship will be purely platonic (forty plus please). Need to have similar values/ morals; mine old school, right/wrong, yes/no, and this is a big one same-ish levels of communication/ intellect (any relationship you have, partner, friend, relative, will perform at the lower level!), throw in some common interests/ ground, you/we have a chance.
Want an equal or someone brighter (shouldn’t be hard!?) no smarts, I’m dim, never read a book in my life; illiterate?!? like/sense words, just can’t spell them, prefer brains to beauty (my looks average) interested in what’s between your ……………………ears.
From a personal point of view, do not like tattoos, haven’t any. I’m teetotal never drank, have a sweet tooth; beer tasted bitter (like snowballs, can hear you laugh). In respect of my diminutive height don’t care if your six foot and wear heels (makes ME smile- not the norm). I smoke (no smoke without fire) as a footnote, your mail settings are preventative restrictions i.e. if you have must not smoke, someone who has this on their profile cannot message you, same with age restrictions, hang out, other relationship etc and two plus two is four. Whatever you have written on your profile I will adhere to, will you?
Do not wish distance to be between us, therefore not so far away please, after a few e-mails, hope to SPEAK on the phone (you will intentionally find ME not very text-u-al) would encourage you to-do so; I’m nice, you‘ll like ME, but if no connection I/we (benefit of the doubt) should not want to meet, have more manners and courtesy than you could wish for, hope to think I'm one of the nicest guys on POF (are not on any other anything on the internet, face etc). Not interested in one nightstands etc, or anything of that nature.
There are some very nice genuine ladies on here, I’m impressed. Love animals, there are three cats in my life who en-chance and lead me a dance, each one has a tail (deliberate) to tell, equally found of dogs prefer animals to people, just seeking one humane one, only want to be one persons favourite!
Well…………..evoke/provoke………..kill or cure……………wheat from the chaff, thank you for listening all my nonsense, so with kind thoughts and best wishes…R-U-ME ALL I WANT IS YOU!