Hello everyone.

I'm not going to write a bunch of "man lies" to try and impress you with the typical BS you probably read on profile after profile. I'm sure that gets quite old.

I can tell you that I really am looking for the "real deal". I, just like you ladies get tired of the lies, games and paying for the sins of others.

I do have a personal preference and I'll have to admit I'm not attracted to larger built women or women who are my mothers age. I'm just being honest up front.

I'd prefer not to be added as a favorite if you're never going to send me a message. (Apparently this isn't working so add away.....LOL) With that said I know that you women get 100 fold in email than most of us guys do. When I was on here last it was like talking to a towel trying to illicit a response. So if you think you may want to know more about me don't be afraid to send me a message. I'll try to answer all I can but sometimes you just don't feel like it. I know y'all know what I mean so it's nothing personal if I don't reply.

I really do have a great and usually warped sense of humor. Here is an example of some of my Facebook status messages. Gotta keep em guessin'............LOL
I have "needs" and driving over this same speed bump for the last 30 minutes has only made me realize the significance of a hemorrhoid donut while remaining unfulfilled in my original quest. Or more recently: I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep. If you could only see the rest you'd either be intrigued or run away in fear.........LOL

In closing I wish you all the very best of luck and may your dreams be fulfilled.

P.S. This profile is a work in progress. I'll add more eventually………………maybe.

This would be a joint decision. I'd want you to be comfortable.