If your old boyfriend’s idea of an 8 course meal is a 12 pack of Coors and a quarter pounder from McDonald’s, or believes he can execute a pleasurable back massage while laying on his ass watching Monday Night Football, or thinks that dandelions plucked from the outfield of a local Little League baseball diamond constitutes a bouquet of flowers on Valentine’s Day, then it is time to meet a 21st century man. I’m Brandon and I love making jokes about people as much I love having deep, invigorating conversations with a woman. I strive to be the best of the yin and the yang because I am passionate about life. I am not as concerned about material possessions as I am about making YOU feel like you are the only one in my presence. You can consider me a simple person, an old school romantic with a mix of modern flavor, who believes in quality over quantity and never settles for less than he believes he can achieve.

If you message me, you may feel free to know any thoughts that I may have, but attempt to stimulate the conversation. Don’t get the wrong drift here. I am NOT looking for online sexual activities. I plan on meeting some tremendous women to share company and terrific experiences. If you have strong reservations against meeting in person, please don’t send a message. I am hoping to develop offline relationships as an end goal - whether it be a dating relationship or just someone cool to hang out with. Life doesn’t last forever and I want to do the best I can to engage in as many interesting experiences as possible – since that’s why I believe we are all here to begin with. I’ll talk to you soon. Let's get this party rolling!

I will leave this a mystery for the moment, but I will say I'm not a fan of many guys these days who take women out with their friends to a party to lessen the pressure of a date. I think it's important to talk a lot and see if there's a connection there and having other people along seems to deter the chemistry development. I'm also more old fashioned. That doesn't mean I'm "boring" however. I'm just a bit more of a romantic and feel like the least I can do on a date is give you my attention, treat you like a woman, and make you feel as comfortable as possible.