Still slingin drinks for a livin. Got that big old house I always wanted. You know, the one with the wrap around porch n the sidewalk out front? Yeah, that's the one.

I won't talk politics with you, and I won't talk religion with you; I will, however burn a big fattie with you and discuss if the Hokey Pokey REALLY IS what it's all about..

I've reigned in on the drinkin. Still hangin out at the bar n stuff, just can't take the hangovers very often...

Haven't gone to church in months. It's ok tho, Jesus is still my homeboy.

I love my kids &(what's left of) my family, the kids are older; I have a wicked smart granddaughter and a 2 year old grandson, and my middle daughter is expecting a boy in September. Thank GOD I got em all outta the house before they started reproducing, grandkids r awesome; sugar em all up get em filthy dirty n send em home. heh heh; whats left of my family is in Texas (which is where I grew up, so expect to hear plenty of ****ing about the weather in the winter time),


I won't ask you what are you thinking (cause I don't care) and I won't ask you if this dress makes me look fat, cause, umm, well, I don't wear dresses, and I DON'T CARE...I have a couple of pairs of shoes, but the only labels you'll find on em say Adidas, Doc Marten and Ugg....

Most of my friends are guys; if that is a problem, leave me alone; I have had way too many guys say that's great, then when we start going out, it's not so great anymore...I don't sleep with these guys, and if you meet them you will see why..

Please have your own friends, cause I can't entertain you constantly, and it irritates me to have a guy stuck up my butt ALL the time.

And yeah, some people on here SHOULD just go ahead and DRINK the GASOLINE; drink it drink it drink it...

Yes, this is me in person too; if you're the sensitive type, don't bother; I don't wanna make you cry....wouldn't be on purpose, but it wouldn't be pretty....

Guys that say, cute, comfy, or use their fingers to make those quotation marks in the air deserve to be shot...in the ass...with a paintball gun....repeatedly

No, I don't want to marry you. I'll go out with you, maybe even sleep with you, but I don't want to live with you and I certainly DON'T WANT TO MARRY YOU..

I am NOT a cat person, (what ever that means), I don't tie firecrackers to their tails, I just don't have any or want any, they creep me out as much as clowns do...

I love my spiders wanna see em? My gecko is only here till he croaks; don't know what I was thinking buying that thing; about as much fun as watching paint dry...

I don't drink coffee (don't need it)don't go to movies, (can't sit still long enough) and I usually eat dinner on the fly, so those things are pretty much out for a date; paintball, rock climbing or golf is good (I have my own gear for all three thanks)

Addendum to the movie issue, I WILL however, watch a good flick at home, provided you won't freak out if I wander away and won't shush me if I start to ramble...some of the BEST movies I've ever seen I waited till DVD for, and I'm glad.

I have been known to indulge in the occasional doobie, so if that is a big deal, skip me,please; no cokeheads need appy, I'm jacked up enough off my own endorphins most of the time and I don't want/need to deal with any more tweakers.

Love and adore guys with long hair...fly your freak flag proudly, my friend...

My nose is pierced, my tongue is pierced n I have a tiny monroe piercing; 9 tattoos (none of em on my forehead, nor any strange men's names), and am apt to get new stuff at any moment...this can't be a problem for you, or you won't like me much and...I won't care...

Words in the forums that bumfuzzle me:(well, word, but I'm sure I'll find more)
Upliftment


And finally, if you're looking for "that special someone to be your soulmate" don't pick me. I'm pretty sure you have to actually be in posession of a soul for that to work, and I'm not really sure that I qualify...

I don't do first dates; let's go fishin..or play golf; or go to a bar with a volleyball court and horn in on someone else's game, anything, as long as it's outside. You have a buddy that's having a bonfire? I'm SO there; you bring the beer and I'll bring the explosives.

Outside, is a good place for me, as I tend to break sh*t if I stay cooped up too long; not on purpose, I'm just kinda clumsy and can't sit still. I have a good friend that is a retired Army Ranger; he's taught me a lot about home made explosives, so maybe we could go WAY out in the woods somewhere and just blow some sh*t up (some place where we wouldn't get caught, I'm not interested in going to jail, I'm fun but I ain't THAT kind of fun)...

Mini golf in Lake Geneva is good too, or the driving range; I could use a little (hell, who am I kidding, a lot of)work on my putting, and it's therapeutic to knock the crap outta golf balls and not have to pick em up.

Shoot, we could even just go play tourist in Geneva; I know where all the best spots are, since I live so close..

And am now OBSESSED with that freakin fondue restaurant in Brookfield. MMMMMMM Cheese...and am also obsessed with Cake...not the food, the band.

So, if you made it thru all that & you STILL wanna look me up, you can't say I didn't warn you. I'm a handful, for sure, but in a good way, I think. My cup is always half full, and if not, there's a liquor store right around the corner.