Fish personality? Really? I feel like an electric eel in a pond full of goldfish. How's that?

There are 2 kinds of girls in this world. Ones you have lasting heartfelt relationships with and ones you just have meaningless sex with. Guess which one I am! When asked to describe myself in one word, I say vindictive. I'm not down to earth, I'm not even remotely a "good" girl. I'm not the one you take home to mom. I enjoy playing games. How do you know who's winning if you don't play games? I can't say I'm a happy person. I can't say I'm a "normal" person. I'd like to find someone to make a real connection with, but we all know that is not going to happen here. All we can do is play the hand we're dealt, and I think I am pretty good at playing my hand.

People have complained the above is not informative enough. Frankly, I don’t know how to fill this out without sounding excessively self-serving but here we go. For starters, I am a super nerd. I am well educated, smart, witty, and funny. Having said that, my degrees are in Art History, Archaeology and Horticulture. (If you don’t know what those are, you probably shouldn't bother.) I am very sarcastic; I have a slightly mean-spirited sense of humor. There is a good chance I am smarter than you, but you shouldn’t be put off by that. I am independent. I have a good albeit very nerdy job. I have cars (one is a 1966 Plymouth Fury) and a house (c. 1910 and in constant renovation). I can cook well. I have it on fairly good authority I am good in the sack. I’m not a stick figure, but I am not fat either. If you don’t like killer curves then keep moving. I love animals. I spend a lot of time working for organizations dedicated to historic preservation. I am pagan and my religion is very important to me. I don’t expect you to understand my religion, but I do expect you to respect it.

But enough about me...let's talk about you.

I mean, really, the "in order to contact this person you must/must not" on this site are pretty trite don't you think? So let's just make this easy.

Minimum Requirements (or in order to contact me you MUST):
1. Have a job-I don't care if it's fancy...but please...have one.
2. Have a place of your own. No living with mom, no living with 2 losers who won't let you have "friends" over.
3. Have some sort of mode of transportation, even if it is your feet.

NOTE: These 3 things do not make me materialistic. I am not asking anyone to take care of me, but you'd better be able to take care of yourself!

Preferred Qualifications (or it would be really nice if you...):
like a wide range of music
don't take yourself too seriously
value sleep
know Edgar Allan Poe's work (or at least have read some sort of dark literature)
believe in the paranormal
can name one piece of artwork that moved you in some way
like old movies
are all thumbs in the garden (I prefer to be superior in this way)