Ok guys, here's the scoop on me: I'm 5'8", 160 lbs, brown eyes and brownish/red hair (oh, crap, not another redhead!). I have four tattoos and four kids and a warped sense of hummer. Um, I mean humor. Sorry. I'm silly and sarcastic and can see the funny side of almost any situation. I love men in uniform, and bikers. So if you're a motorcycle cop, you've got it made! (Gosh officer, that is a very BIG gun you have there...) If you treat me right, I'll treat you better. I'm tired of fairy tales with bad endings and using saftey pins to hold my heart together. Do you have what it takes to make me happy? Or at the very least, can you make me smile?

I am not sure. Was married for 16 years. first date would be something like dinner and a movie I think.