If you have the inkling to message me, act upon it; do I really appear to be the type to reject you viciously? ;) :)

Sarcasm + Intelligence + Energy + Humor +Physicality + Passion + Virtually any other desirable quality = Me. :)

One day, I'll be more descripatory, but that one day literally cannot be today, or tomorrow. (Say it out loud, slowly, to enjoy my phonetic, and gentle prod of humor...most of my prodding is much rougher. ;) )

"i know ur str8t man im bi and im offering u 10,000 to let me give u head and i can prove i have the money if u have yim if this offends u man sorry even if ur not interested just let me know man."

- A message I recieved.

And now, a more recent message I recieved, from a different man:

"Me and a friend of mine from here called Julie meet and submission wrestle different guys and girls, privately all over the world and we even have our own room. We meet in pairs and privately only. We have stakes like winner gets to flex or pose over the loser or humiliate the loser or punish or worst or even sexual ! Would you be interested in trying a private match with Julie or me or both (seperately), your age, weight, height?"

And finally, a message I received on July 7th, 2009, at approximately 11:45 P.M (Pacific Time)

"god i would love to wrap my lips around ur c*o*c*k and swallow ur load no strings attached u wouldn't be disappointed."

In a particularly distinguishing notation, this messgae was authored by a pre-op transvestive.

"Well those messages are prety whack man but its b/c u like the alpha male. I have some bi feelings, not a major thing in my life at all but when I see a chest like yours, yeah it stops traffic. I also have to respect you right off cuss I know what it takes to look like that. It sure as hell doesnt come naturally. Hope this isnt what u consider a depressing message. Im just saying it as I see it. "

The most recent. The most sane - and I must say accurate - of the lot thus far. ;) :)

I would do you whilst doing a date...I'm referring to the act of dating of course, though, since you are also technically my date, and because of the aforementioned doing of you, I'd be doing my literal, and figurative date(s). ;) :)

I hope this weeds out those lacking a sense of humor.....................................................................................................................................

In actuality, something with a low-level of commitance; this way, if the interaction begins bursting into flames, (the kind NOT induced by preferable potent chemistry) it's rather easy to extinguish, and disengage from. If that goes well, then something exciting, and utterly unusual...deviant one could say. (Though not in a too distinguishing a break from acceptable deviancy.) :)