George Cloony.......

Time for the ol switcharoo with the profile...I guess I can start off by giving you a little scenario about what my life is all about..

I am Patrick...I am 35 years old, I am thrice divorced and I live in a van down by the river......

Ok still there??, sweet ........... ok I am Patrick but I am not nor never been divorced, nor am I 35, I am 28, single and chimp less(inside joke)
I am going attempt not to be too big of a douche in writing this.... but I make NO promises.
First off I have a very warped sense of humor for the most part, and I love to laugh.....most of the time the laughing is done at times where I should not be laughing....."help I have fallen and I cant get up"......commercial STILL gets me in stitches.... come on you know you laughed too.

Music and food are two of my biggest passions out side of laughter.... I play guitar ( I am listenable but Eric Clapton I am not..... I like to say I am the highest level of suck). I also LOVE to cook, I love to experiment with stuff and putting my own spin on things, one of my specialties is chicken Alfredo.
along those lines, I am what you may call " fluffy", " thick" a "chubba wubba", possibly even fat depending on your idea of what those terms mean....but I am not mobid or anything, I can still see "you know who"
But rest assured though I am working on it, trying to eat better and take better care of myself, but it is a long slow sucky process, so if you get too caught up on how much a person weighs as opposed to the person they are and the positives they bring....then we would not be a good match.

Any whoodles.....

Here is a part that could potentially makes me sound like a douche-o-matic....
I am responsible... I have a job, a good steady job in an expanding company, with opportunity to be promoted ( and flexibility to go different places. I pay my own bills, I I have my own car, and now I own my own house. I am just missing something now what money really cant buy.............. well it can but I dont want to be charged an hourly rate.

Ok that was defiantly douche bag potential....

Speaking of emails....If I view you and don't email you but you think you are interested in me.... feel free to say hi to me, mostly likely I did not email you because I did not want to spend the time and effort emailing, only to see 'read deleted" or even worse "unread deleted".not that you are not worth the effoert, it just frustrating to see rejection staring you in the face......... its like waking up and seeing micheal jacksons face in the mirror..... who wants that? ................too soon to make that joke?

Oh yea not to drag this out but the kids in the pics are not mine, but I do love kids and want some, I also am ok with being with someone with a kid, the situation just has to be right.so if you have a kid feel free to say hi....just be warned and I am better at madden then they are

Maybe we can do one of my favorite past times together....... Going to Toys R Us , getting leered at for being a grown man in a toy store.......with out a kid with me..... only to get kicked out for riding the bouncy balls..." No sir I swear I was just testing them.... I think everyone should have their balls tested".... is NOT the good thing to say to a security guy at Toys R Us...... just an FYI.

If getting a life time ban from Toys R Us is not your scene.... Maybe we can just hang out at IHOP with endless cups of coffee and get to know each other better.