I was left in a basket as a small child in a river somewhere in Central Africa. I was found and raised by a tribe of Pygmy cannibals. They taught me how to survive in the wild. The one thing I couldn't handle was when they cooked Clowns. I just couldn't eat them cause they tasted funny. I found my way to the USA where I settled in R.I. I married and divorced after 10 years.
I'm a healthy guy. I work out regularly . I have all my teeth and brush every day. I play keyboards for a rock/blues band in R.I. and work a day job. I'm into boating,riding,and most outdoor activities. Ive been told I resemble Sponge Bob and my hands look just like Brad Pitts. I graduated college with a fine Arts degree and I'm really good at coloring kids menus. I don't have any pets but Ive watched so many episodes of the Dog Whisperer I would have my dog serving me Breakfast in bed. I'm on a quest to find another person that is happy, has fun, and lives life in a submissive state.
I have lived in Rhode Island all my life and I'm moving to Florida sometime in January 2010. I'm bringing my music gear,my Roadking,this chair,coffee milk,malt vinegar for my french fries,a blizzard of 78 newspaper headline,New England Patriots hat,mummified quahog,claw from a $35 lobster purchased at Georges of Galilee, signed copy of Aldo's book "Turn signals and Stop Signs are you friends", 1 serving container from Aunt Carries complete with dried seagull sh*t (this container once carried a dozen clam cakes and a pint of New England Chowder)I ate everything but the bird shit,5 pairs of Chuck Taylor sneakers,and my red thermos and that's all I need, so if anyone wants to show me around drop me a line. Thanks!

Anything but a river ride.