Okay let's see here. I'm a nice guy fighting not to be last. I've lived my whole life in the SF Bay Area, but love to travel and am always looking for a new adventure. I like to think my humor is witty and sarcastic. My friends can vouch for me being a stand up guy that is a lot of fun to hang out with and just generally good to know. I can't stand the "sweet bros" with popped collars at most bars, and don't put up with douche bag behavior. So don't worry I'm no frat boy.

Now I wouldn't want to give that away. It would take the fun out of it.