Title: Click on By

If you’re looking for a ‘real brotha’ to get thug-love, go to 'inmatepassions dot com' & click on by.

No felony records here. Also, don't expect me only to like hip hop & always clubbing. My taste in music is pretty diverse & includes ALL types even (dramatic pause) country! Not that I go line dance & do ho-downs but I can appreciate different things so I’d like someone w/ a clean record who’s as diverse as I.

--- If you’re looking for Denzel Washington, click on by.
I’ve got average looks but what’s great is that it keeps me humble. Not conceited or insecure. Consider me the boy next door looking for the girl next door.

--- If you’re not very supportive with others’ dreams/ambitions, click on by.
Though I worked for one of the big 5 consulting firms (Accenture) for many years & went to Northwestern University, my goal is to be a successful TV writer/stand up. I started my own agency to book myself with other comics for corporate gigs on the side while pursuing a career in writing for television. Most of my time is spent networking/writing. I sold my home to come out here for this pursuit. I PLANNED/SAVED with a strategy. Now, I can take a couple of years off w/o working technology & focus on this pursuit executing my goals week-by-week. I may go back to consulting until I get staffed so as not use all my savings but need to complete my portfolio first. It’s a dream I’m making real & would only want to be around someone that’s supportive just as I would be of their goals. It's important she can SEE that I execute & not just talk b/c I'll want a woman that shoots for her dreams intelligently and not just talk about it.

--- If you use tons of make up, fake color eye contacts & spend more than an hour to get ready to go out, click on by.
I’m a simple guy who likes simple confident women who are not potential candidates to go on talk shows for a makeover.

--- If you don’t have a picture & refuse to send one, that’s a sign of insecurity so click on by.
Plus, can’t hide for ever. I had someone tell me she refused to put hers up since she’s afraid of her picture “floating” in cyberspace. I wrote her that she can email it to me directly & encrypt it in SSL (usually used for passwords/account info) like banks & if they do it to secure millions/billions of dollars, she could feel confident her picture would be safe & not hijacked or something. I was serious about the encrypting but she was never to respond. In fact (dramatic pause) she clicked on by. My loss I suppose. :)

-- If you like to french kiss your dog on the mouth, click on by. I like cool pets but kissing them on the mouth is too weird. Lip licking included. Cheek is okay. I had a date make out w/ her dog. I think the dog looked at me & winked. It knew what was up.

--- If you can't have a good time w/o the need for getting wasted click on by. I don't mind drinking sometimes but get turned off if I'm frowned upon if I don't feel like getting toasted. Remind me to tell you about a horrible 1st date where she got drunk, couldn't find her car and accused me of stealing it.

--- Is all this too much to ask? Well, that’s it from little ole’ me right for now.

I saw a young couple dancing a hip version of the Foxtrot. They looked so cool. I'm not the best dancer but I'd love to learn and get good foxtrotting w/ a significant other both on the dance floor & in life. I'd like her to be my really good if not best friend.

Something simple. Coffee, tea, or soda at a cafe to engage in a (ideally)great conversation.