Hi. My name is Johnnie, and I'm an alcoholic. So here's the low down. I'm 28, I work full time and I teach English to blind children in my spare time. Okay, I lied about the last part. I dirve a truck for a living, not exactly curing cancer, but at least I enjoy it. Haven't had much luck with women in the past, but I'm hoping to change that. I like to stay active and workout. To stay fit I like to walk, lift weights and play hob scotch to techno music. Kidding, or am I?

I'll admit, not the best conversationalist until I'm interested in something. However, I crack jokes and use sarcasm regularly. If you are insecure about anything, I will most likely know and totally bust your chops about it. On the other hand though, I can take a joke, so feel free to make fun. People say I'm a little weird, and that's before they discover I shave my legs.

Very wide range of music. Anything from Eminem to David Ghuetta to Metallica, but 3 Days Grace is my favoriteish. BUT, can't stand country music, too depressing and hickish (no offense).

So I'm aware that I'm supposed to tell you I'm the perfect man. But I won't. Cause really, if you believe that than you should just give me your number right now.

Anywho, I'm a good listener and a better friend, so if ya wanna talk, that's a start. I freakin hate yammering away about myself. And frankly, no one wants to read a thirty five paragraph profile.

Oh ya, and I do smoke. I will be quitting in the new year, but for now, everday. If that is a problem, then no soup for you!

I say good day!!!

Well, I always invisioned us sharing scraps over a dumpster fire... is this too old fashioned? That was a joke, you know, haha... I'd realistically much rather go breakdancing with transvestite apricots.