*First off...not sure what the Fish Personality thing is all about, but I picked crab cause Im from Maryland and they taste delicious.

So now then....East Coast Italian guy that's been in LA for 5 years. I currently live and work in the big bad urine-soaked streets of downtown. But it does have killer rooftop pool parties all summer long, so I see it as a good trade off. I love going to the beach during the week when it's less crowded and go jogging or just lay out and listen to my ipod. I love sarcasm, so if you're one of the ones that say its the lowest form of humor...you're probably too uptight for me. Having to come up with split second comebacks keeps the mind sharp.

I love traveling abroad. So far I've hit Beijing, Hong Kong, Tokyo, Puerto Rico, northern China and lived on the Mayan Riviera in Mexico. I really want to do Cuba sometime this year while it's still a time capsule.

Ok...so here's where you come in...I'd like to find someone that can hold a good conversation. Someone to head to a dive bar or coffee shop with. It'd also be cool to find a Vegas-buddy for a random trip on a Wednesday...even though it wouldn't really be random now that I said the day of the week. So forget it..The Vegas trip is off! You ruined it!

That depends on where you're planning on taking me. I need to be wined and dined.