Me: needy, neurotic, pyromaniac in search of father figure to make me feel bad about myself.

You: Alcoholic, ne'er-do-well with Mommy issues

Us: Blissfully happy in our double wide, dunking cheetos in marshmellow fluff that we wash down with grape Kool-aid

If you giggled or at least cracked a smile while reading the above, drop me a line, perhaps we could make each other laugh! I am actually partial to pinot noirs, bubbles, great steaks and 80's music, but I'd eat cheetos and marshmellow fluff for the right guy...ok maybe not marshmellow fluff but definitely cheetos!

Ok, seriously, I know that finding that amazing someone is hard work, but who knew it would be this hard??? I am not looking for Prince Charming (I think he is dating Prince Handsome at this point) but is a decent, caring, socially responsible man really that hard to find? Are you out there? And what's up with all the "open minded" men all of a sudden? Trying to increase your odds fellas?

I am a warm hearted, sincere, funny, relatively good looking woman who wants to develop an amazing friendship first and then more with a man who knows how to care as deeply as he wants to be cared about (yes I know I ended my sentence in a preposition, deal with it!). I don't need a sugar daddy or a boy toy, just an equal...if you are just looking for a hook up please don't waste your time contacting me, I am not interested. Seriously! Please read that last line again, I AM NOT INTERESTED IN HOOKING UP! There are plenty of sites for that guys or you might want to try your local colleg bar. I am a grown up and looking for the same.

I love to entertain, have friends over for game nights, go to wine tastings or try new and different things. I am looking for a man that can party like a rock star, dance the night away with me and get up the next morning for champagne brunch. Travelling is paramount to my life; love to veg on the beach and read a book all day just as much as being out on the ocean! Curling up on the couch and watching movies (everything from dramas to goofy South Park flicks) with my favorite someone can be fun, too! Looking for someone to start roller blading with again, maybe take some salsa dance lessons...

"Si sta mettendo a bagno in esso"

Let's decide together...So long as the company is interesting I am game! Spontaneity is a big plus...looking for someone to keep up with me!