How better to get a good description of myself than to have my ex-wife write about me. So here goes. " Ken is a wonderful human being with the most handsome face, he is a male model (for Field and Stream) but is very modest about it. He has the body of a sculpture (with only one arm missing) but trys to hide it whenever possible. Ken is extremely wealthy, he owns a beautiful double-wide and a 1983 Chevrolet Cavalier that's completely paid for. He is a sexual dynamo, in fact, his nickname in high school was 'tripod' (due to the loss of his leg in a freak hot tub accident). Ken is the most generous person I have ever met, he bought a house and gave it to me for my new husband (Joey Buttafuco) and I to live in. I know Ken is very courageous, he once only knocked three children down getting away from a green snake (there were ten kids in his way). I'm not the only one that thinks a lot of Ken, his probation officer said that he would be happy to see him. Ken has the most beautiful teeth you have ever seen; in fact if you do see them, email him so he can retrieve them. I bet you're wondering why I did not stay with Ken. The truth of the matter is that I made a big mistake in letting him go to that female impersonator show, I didn't realize that he would start wearing my clothes and stretching them; enough was enough. Please look at his pictures (he's the one with short ears) and give my old ex a call, he's a good catch."Sincerely, Ken's Ex-wife.

"My name is Chopper and Ken has been my pet for 11 years. I am offering him free to a good home. Ken is obedience trained and house broken. He has an easy temperment and is great around kids. He responds to hundreds of commands and has all his shots and has been neutered. Ken is my favorite pet and I hate to give him up but he has picked up two bad habits over the past several months and I feel that I must let him go. Ken has begun to chase females and has started to hump legs, it's terribly embarassing. Ken is an active pet even though neutering slowed him down some and he is still recovering from falling off the couch when he tried to lick his private parts. Please look favorably at my sweet pet, he's the one in the picture with the shorter nose." Chopper


I played minor league professional football for the Chattanooga Cowboys and the Chattanooga Blues. Inducted into the Minor League Football Hall of Fame in Mesquite, NV as a defensive end in 2007. Graduate of Castle Heights Military Academy. I attended Cumberland College and Memphis State. Graduated from Tennessee Tech Univ. Some masters degree work at Western Kentucky Univ.

I have been 45 years old for the past ten years. Do the math. I plan to live a very long time and my goal is to be shot by a jealous husband when I'm 95. All I ask is that you give me a chance.

"When I was a child I caught a fleeting glimpse out of the corner of my eye. I turned to look but it was gone; I can not put my finger on it now, the child is grown, the dream is gone and I have become comfortably numb."

"Was it love or the thought of being in love, or the hand of fate that seemed to fit just like a glove?"

I would enjoy a nice meal at a quite restaurant and a long talk.

Female