There's a guy your mother warned you about sale on aisle 9. Right next to the used goldfish and chainsaw accessories.

Going to school in Nelson. If you're not shy or a freak, well ok, freak I can handle just not shy freaks, give me a shout and I'll give you my phone number. No one in their right mind would bother stalking me anyhow.

I guess it's time to update this considering I've lived here long enough to go from tubing down the Slocan to putting some serious mileage on my snow shovel. I know my way around the area pretty well but I'm still in search of a co-pilot, as I have further explorations in mind. I picked "Dating" since it sounded just as ambiguous as "Activity Partner" but left you with a hint of the possibility of some sort of touchy\feely aspect to the relationship. Coffee apparently is a "date" so I've obviously been out of the dating circuit long enough that I have no idea what I'm doing. I'm very pliable when it comes to doing things(think like Silly Putty) so I'm sure there's something we could find to do together. If you have children I would prefer that they were kept out of the picture until some sort of relationship was established. I don't have any issues with kids, I just don't think they should have some guy in their life and then maybe it doesn't work well and he's gone two weeks later. However, if you're looking for a daddy for your kids, keep shopping. I'm sure I can contribute in a meaningful fashion in a child's life but I'm not going to shoulder some other man's responsibility for him. I don't dance, unless by dancing you mean we stand real close together and don't move around real fast but if you like to dance I don't mind going to the club and shooting some stick and watching you dance. I'm not a morning person, unless my morning started off with sex it's probably wise to hold off on conversation until after I get a cup of coffee into me. I find things like limits, guidelines and boundaries to be artificial nonsense that should be debunked and destroyed upon discovery. This is just a personal observation but it seems there are a lot of people out there who just suck but I keep sifting because every now and then you find a truly remarkable one amidst the crap. If you think democracy is a good form of government then we're probably going to have some animated discussions. Green is my favourite flavoured Crayola, although I did notice they stopped making paste out of paste somewhere along the line. I have big hands and I enjoy using them and we all know what they say about guys with big hands, yeah, big gloves. If all hell were to break loose in the proverbial sense, I'm probably the guy you would want to be around at that moment. I can put myself in your shoes but I swear if I get trench foot I will resent you for it. Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, I pay someone to do that for me already. If you're still reading this I can give you the number for a good therapist.
Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he think he was doing at the time?
I think everyone should take an example from the weather. Weather doesn't pay any attention to criticism.
The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often and sometimes frightened, but no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself.
The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
Embrace your mistakes, they are the only things in this world you can truly call your own.
If you have any questions, don't be shy. I don't get embarassed and you'd be awful hard pressed to offend me. I tend to come across as a goofball sometimes, so don't take me too seriously. I've always said I'll try anything twice with a woman.

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My lucky number is 13.
I made all my friends myself(I was just limited on materials in a couple of cases).
Life takes place around you while you're too busy to notice because you were making plans.
I occasionally darken streetlights when I pass near them.
People in stone houses shouldn't throw glasses.
I thought about becoming a "serious member" but there's just no way I could possibly take rejection seriously, so that won't be happening sorry.
My sign is "Residential Parking Only"
I'm all for live and let live, unless of course they need to be killed.
Everyone is entitled to their opinion and by that same token I'm entitled to not care what their opinion is.
The only thing I take to heart are compliments.
If you need a bad habit, I might be able to spare one.
I'm not a huge fan of typing and the chat program on here leaves a lot to be desired. I would rather talk on the phone or face to face because you can't see the facial expressions and you can't hear the tone of voice on here and that can lead to all sorts of wrong assumptions.
We all came from the same origin and we're all going to the same destination, it's only our paths that differ.
We're devils and angels, which one will I be today?
Nothing says "I love you" more than a handful of dead plants.
Some of us were born to change this world, others to watch it unfold.
In this life or the next.
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*DISCLAIMER* All views expressed herein whether actual, trivial, real or actually really trivial belong to the SECURED PARTY living under a rock next to my driveway. Any resemblance to reality is purely unintentional, coincidental, and more than likely didn't occur to the author at the time.
I really f*cking hate childproof packaging and lighters as well as censoring of swear words.
P.S. Did it ever occur to you that I might have been mentally undressing you the whole time you were reading this?
P.P.S. What's with all the mail order bride and lose fat ads on here? I need some gain some fat and learn how to shave ads. On a sidenote, is it just me or are there an awful lot of scorpios on here?
RE:P.P.S. I think they heard because now I'm getting "healthy cigarette" and "smoke safely" ads heheh. If you take the danger out of smoking why the hell would anyone bother to smoke?
According to POF's personality test, I'm %81 compatible with myself so that means I have at least 1.3 days a week I'm free to see other people.
If you've got issues I'm afraid I'm out of tissues.
Don't tread on me because I don't know how I'll react.
I think the word "virtually" should be taken out on some lonesome stretch of dirt road, up back of beyond on a thunderously dark, moonless night and then beaten with a length of rusty chain until it ceases to be used ever again.
I did not claw my way to the top of the food chain in order to eat plants.

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Got a dog we can take for a walk? Know where there's an air hockey table? Belt sander races? Kick your ass at Scrabble? Full-contact bird watching? Romantic high-speed car chase? Tickle a mime by candle light? Abuse the word literally in a public area? 100 metre dash with scissors? Light something on fire? Egg eating contest? Get matching tattoos? Sell someone a bridge in Winlaw? Meet your local fire department under response conditions? Who knows?

I'm pretty much open for anything that doesn't involve a vaccination or passport.
Honestly I don't really see how it can be construed as a "date", I think it's more a mutual judgement session where we decide if either one is worth dating otherwise it's just looking at the packaging on here and reading the often times, limited ingredients listings.